I used to be relevant!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

Peace with you bronybrothers and pegasisters

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Poor by Overflow

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

For Love and Justice.

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.

Writer of One-shots. Dabbler of Genres. Altogether too slow for her own good.

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

What a beautiful Sunset.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Not a changeling.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

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I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!