I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

trying to see how many ways i can hurt applejack, apparently Ko-Fi | Pronouns

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

Keep moving forward.

I'm just some 29-year old dude from Canada hoping to become a screenplay writer one day. That's all.

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Newbie writer, Luna/Fluttershy Best ponies

Avatar done by @befishprod on twitter, check her out! I write comedy things, occasionally they're good.

8000 soldiers!

Wow. I feel SO loved here. / Drop Some Vibes & Keep the Ko-fi Warm.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

(Hopefully this Bio is here to stay) Young College Student Studying Metallurgy, Crazy Of Monsters and Men fan, Ponies way too much on his off-time.

“You scared me there, you saucy witch!”

I love to write, and I'll write just about anything. I seem to be most well known for my stupid little comedy pieces though...

Princess Alicorn Sunset Shimmer(TM)

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

A lot has happened, and I mean A LOT. But... I'm slowly coming back. May need help with that.

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Hello! My name is DivineRoyalty, and I am an aspiring author, musician, and artist! I hope you enjoy!

Pulling the puzzles apart.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Something-something horse narrations.

Part time writer, full time ded

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

When I was twelve, my Dad and I had 'the Talk.' "Dad," I began, "When a boy and a dictionary love each other very much..."

I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

I write fluff and sadness.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Chivalry ain't dead, but I might be. Good stories? Shit stories? Who knows, hope they entertain you at the least.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

I'm no passing fancy, you know. 🍀🌸

A plate full of blins and a cat nearby.

Just trying to be better.

Welcome back to the cum zone

One day I may bench lmao1Pinkie

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Music ponies are best ponies.