Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

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Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

A guy who occasionally likes ponies but always loves pirates.

I am an undead user, meaning that I'm alive but not very active on this website. I appreciate it if you like my stories, though.

Awkward.

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

"No matter how many friends you do lose...you can always make more." - Michael J. Caboose

Commissions currently OPEN

Blood for the Blood God and pony stories for everyone!

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I do what i want... leave me alone.

Yo! *Waves at reader*

I became an enthusiastic Brony when I discovered MLP:FiM between seasons 3 & 4 via the review/analysis community. I hope you like my contributions.

Stay a while and enjoy your time.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Upon every variable that can come out of this world alone, this such one was that of a unique and beautiful irregularity that I fell in love with. MLP is that special to me.

Just a normal dude who loves making fics

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

A writer. I try to write at least... Video games are REALLY distracting though...and work...and life...Eh. Well if you have time go ahead and give my stuff a chance ^~^ I'm a pretty nice person

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I just like to write smut~

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Be sure to check out some of my other stories on Fanfiction.net. Account name: Gordon Ramses.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

A gamer who likes to write stories. My mind is like a mouse who... Whoa! That would be an interesting idea for a story!

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...

(Insert witty comment here)

Can't write scenes either.

I am a writer dabbling in many genres. I only write what I love, and can only hope for others to love it the same. This is usually no the case.

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That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!

Just a nice, polite Canadian.