Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

I'm an artist and I make drawings in my free time, it's my hobby. I want more time to draw...!!!

"Hurry up and fetch me my leg!"

A real lady killer.

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!

The queen of starting something and then not finishing it.

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Like the Phoenix

🖤 i eat children 🖤

This, right here, is why you should eat Wheaties in the morning. I guess anything would be better than the two shots of vodka I had.

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

Girls just wanna have fun---Albert Einstein. I agree---Marie Curie/Meryl Streep/Me.

When faced with the evils of this world, happiness can give you the foundation to bear it, sadness gives you the wisdom to acknowledge it, and anger gives you the strength to oppose it!

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Someone who likes stuff. Stuff is my favorite.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

A calm collective individual who loves a lot of things, but can be difficult to deal with, and wants help with my stories.

A loyal changeling drone with not much else to do but read, and plan stories I never end up writing. :)

Author of mostly cute/funny one-shots and a handful of heartwarming stories. I also make art! https://www.deviantart.com/doodledonutart

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

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Let's get high off words

All opinions expressed here are representative of a major corporation and not my own. I am your ultimate guide to riding horses, preferably the lewd kind.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Nazi punks fuck off.

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

A knight in Shining Armor has never had his metal truly tested.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

I thought you said weast...

Humanity should not fear the unknown it should instead fear the firepower the unknown shall bring

Being a Wolf Psychologist surrounded by Pony kind can be quite the learning experience...

Will draw stuff for fun :3... who knows maybe ill draw one of your fics...Check me out here http://arianat.deviantart.com/ or https://derpibooru.org/profiles/Arian

Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

Brony for life

Hello ladies and gentlemen!

Always gonna love Aj. Im just a silly guy. Hope to be friends with anyone who wants to be mine. if not, that's still fine. Just enjoy your life for yourself K?