I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

JoJo here, and I've come to FiMFiction to get out a story that I've been itching to write ever since I discovered this wonderful website.

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

May the floss be with you.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

My Linktr.ee

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Admin for various groups, occasional vectorer of screenshots, and writes stories like Cubic Zirconia, among other things.

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

You take orders from me now! Ya hear?! This is Sgt GobSmacker reportin' for duty!

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I'm wanted in 14 different countries for Political assassination, man slaughter, assault, and jaywalking. So I decided to write stories.

Too much to write; too little time

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

Why hello there...

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Dying. Funny thing, that. It never happens how you expect it.

An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

Damn, I wish I could read.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Every thing that has a beginning has an end. I'm both the beginning and the end for I'm Ragnarok!

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

I have returned.