On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Verily, vanity.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Computational linguistics and ponies are a bad combination

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

loves tiaras.

she/her, b.1997, PNW.

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

the pleb formerly known as doccular

Not a changeling.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I AM SEÑOR BISH-BISH!!

A star drifting through the cosmos.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.

mwap

irresistible

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

"If you are looking for fanfics, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career"

time is a crime

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

space is a waste

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.