Never the Final Word (Vol. 2)

by FanOfMostEverything

Estee's Comma Chameleon (Soufriere's "Comma Comma")

Author's Note:

[Filk]

This is a continuation of and response to Soufriere's Comma Comma. (1,715 words, [Comedy][Random][Slice of Life])

COMMA COMMA SPOILERS: Princess Celestia bans commas and semicolons on pain of "Desu" to Twilight's great distress. Twilight and Spike soon discover that Celestia did this while under the influence of Starswirl's personal blend of relaxing herbs that were nearly a millennium past the use-by date. Spike refuses to cooperate any further with the narrative which then literally dissolves.

Audio-visual aids can be found here.

Crackfic writing in your eyes all the way
If I read all of your runons would you say
I'm a girl without punctuation
I'm a girl who doesn't know
Where your clauses begin or might end
Concepts come and go they come and go

Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon
The commas go the commas go
Reading would be easy if the reader's stoplights were seen
Red gold and green red gold and green.

Don't read your endless sentences every day
And those colons oh so useful I heard you say
But semicolons are abominations
Anyone using them should be hung
And I mean the type which ends with a rope
We string them up we string them up

Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon
This might become a fad and that could be bad
The biggest non-peaches nightmare the New Column's ever seen
I have to scream I have to scream

Every story is like a waterfall
Speeding over into the crash fall
Yes I just went and rhymed fall with fall
But the other option was rival

I'm a girl without punctuation
I'm a girl who doesn't know
If this might spread to where we lose contractions
And I can do is scream Oh No

Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon,
In these bright hues I see we're screwed
Get ready for a Feature box free of the punctuation scene
Text speak foreseen I feel unclean

Comments

[Themaskedferret]

*Waits for the audio version to appear*

[Lurks-no-More]

I'm pretty sure that Comma Chameleon is a monster in Kingdom of Loathing...

[FanOfMostEverything]

8470275
A familiar, actually.

[horizon]

Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon,

Desu! DESU! DESU! *beats the author repeatedly over the head with a kawaii tsundere waifu-chan*

[CoffeeMinion]

Ah, how this one makes me miss Soufriere. Hopefully we'll see him return soon...

8471348
Now my head is full of visions of Alicorn Catgirl Limestone-chan. (Er, I mean, like, more than usual...)

[nlinzer]

I'm a girl without punctuation

Is this estee's gender reveal?

Defintly reading too much into this