• Published 6th Oct 2017
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Never the Final Word (Vol. 2) - FanOfMostEverything



The continuation of an open anthology of continuations of other authors' stories.

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SIGAWESOME's I am Digging a Hole in the Bathroom (Raleigh's "The Blueblood Papers: Bound By Blood")

Author's Note:

[Comedy][Filk][Poetry][Suggestive Content]

This is a riff inspired by Raleigh's The Blueblood Papers: Bound By Blood (65,903 words at time of commentfic publishing, [Adventure][Drama][Gore][Violence][Death])

THE BLUEBLOOD DIGEST: In a timeline where Equestria went to open war against Chrysalis (with dashes of our World Wars and the grim darkness of the 41st millennium,) Prince Blueblood finds himself a war hero very much in spite of himself, now captured in a POW camp trying to be luxurious enough to make ponies never want to leave. Sergeant Square Basher is not having it.

(With apologies to Jack Prelutsky)

I am digging a hole in the bathroom
To affect my escape and be free
The changelings are all looking shifty-eyed
I fear they'll soon replace me with me

It's been going so far by the numbers
Just how OCS trained us to do
But what happens once we have breached these walls?
We'll come to that part in "stage two"

I am digging a hole in the bathroom.
And Blueblood is useless of course
I dig and I carve all by myself
While he bucks away at a whorse

I think tunnelling out'll be easy
The changelings leave us unsupervised
They try to tempt me with big, burly hunks
But I see right through all of their lies

So I'm digging a hole in the bathroom
I expect I shan't finish soon
The floor's made of reinforced concrete
And I've only a very small spoon

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