• Published 6th Oct 2017
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Never the Final Word (Vol. 2) - FanOfMostEverything



The continuation of an open anthology of continuations of other authors' stories.

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Georg's Warts, et al. (Estee's "Kiss a Bearer For a Bit")

Author's Note:

[Comedy]

This is a follow-up to Estee's Kiss a Bearer For a Bit (15,833 words, [Comedy])

TELL A STORY IN A BIT: Mayor Mare tasks the Bearers are tasked with running kissing booths at the upcoming Fall Fair to help fund repairs of all their collateral damage. It goes better for some than others, especially considering all the rumors regarding alicorn kisses...

In the depths of Night, Science was still awake.

There had been a few notes to make, a considerable amount of thinking to be thought, and... Well, the townsponies had disproved a large number of their own theories involving alicorns and kissing, and the process had not actually been that bad. Particularly with one or two ponies who seemed to enjoy it. But the truth of the matter was one theory had not been disproven, and although it came from the most unlikely source who had not been right yet, that did not preclude the possibility of them stumbling onto the truth by accident. And she would never be able to fall asleep until she knew.

So all it took was a quick trip downstairs to the library bathroom where her guest was sleeping in the bathtub, a swift and irrevocable motion before she thought about it too much, and considerable face-washing afterward.

Theory: Alicorn kisses can change frogs into princes. - Disproven. And icky.

And upon returning to her bed, sleep came finally to the domain of Princess Twilight.

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