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horizon's Howloween (FoME's "Solar Wind")278 words
horizon's Howloween II (FoME's "Solar Wind")268 words
Estee's Comma Chameleon (Soufriere's "Comma Comma")238 words
Masterweaver's At the Arbor of Amity (Crystal Moose's "The Truth Is...")775 words
Georg's Reproducing Results (Pineta's "Pony Genetics and the Miracle of a Natural Alicorn Birth")269 words
FoME's Meal Fit for a Princess (Georg's "Thoughtletts" and then some!)139 words
Georg's Fancy Feast (FoME's "Meal Fit for a Princess")334 words
Wanderling's Floosh Out the System (Super Trampoline's "We Are Stars! Floosh! Shine, Young Backwards Baseball Cap!")767 words
GhostOfHeraclitus's Administrative Anomaly (AugieDog's "A Civil Service")154 words
FoME's The Inevitables (Admiral Biscuit's "The Taxening")334 words
GhostOfHeraclitus's Coffee and a Bagel (MrNumbers's "The Price of Happily Ever After")852 words
horizon's Improper Syntax (pjabrony's "Friendship is Optimal: No Exit")382 words
Georg's Baby Furniture (Ice Star's "Scrambled Serenity")240 words
FoME's Terciopela Crepúsculo (Tired Old Man's "Letters from an Irritated Princess")153 words
MrNumbers's Sovereign Imposition (MrNumbers's "An Apple a Day Keeps Autocracy Away")599 words
chris the cynic's As Below, So Above (Rambling Writer's "Best Hell Ever")293 words
Chinchillax's Mad Library Science (Rambling Writer's "Best Hell Ever")533 words
Fourpony's He's Not the Only One (Viking ZX's "Tirek is Doomed")829 words
FredMSloniker's Recieve Only Confusion (Chinchillax's "Send Only Memories")133 words
FoME's Hex a Hedron (Estee's "Nightmare fuel, for the Nightmare Bus, to drive off Nightmare Cliff, into Nightmare Canyon.")521 words
journcy's Corporate Empire (bookplayer's "Sun and Hearth")230 words
elementAggregator's Golden Rule (Estee's "Yellow Immortality")306 words
SIGAWESOME's (and Stanisław Lem's) Cross-Product Lovers (Georg's "Twilight Sparkle Makes a Coltfriend... Literally")797 words
SIGAWESOME's Friendship is Kludged (Georg's "Twilight Sparkle Makes a Coltfriend... Literally")504 words
SIGAWESOME's A Match Made by Murphy (Georg's "Twilight Sparkle Makes a Coltfriend... Literally")779 words
Georg's Jumping the Game Shark (Asphodel Frost's "Twilight Levels Up")221 words
FoME's Outshining Flash (Jordan179's "Analyzing Some Suggested Ships")214 words
Caliaponia's Royal in the Hay (Pony with a Pen's "Celestia Has a Lot of Sex")172 words
horizon's Critical Review (Georg's "Jumping the Game Shark")225 words
horizon's Sparkle Supreme (FoME's "Outshining Flash")300 words
Masterweaver's Live and Let Write (Crimmar's "A Life of Fiction")324 words
FoME's Tree-bleshooting (Bookish Delight's "Being Juniper Montage")164 words
videomaster21XX's Eternal Regret (Ice Star's "Forever Mare")605 words
Latrans's Cherry Berry: Astromare! #1 (Kris Overstreet's "The Maretian")595 words
Airy Words's Dry-Roasted Humor (Georg's "Her Royal Morning Coffee")428 words
FoME's Character Flaws (Masterweaver's THE QUEST FOR GLORY!)232 words
FoME's Primary Source (Mitch H's "The Mare Of The Stool")184 words
FoME's Dear Princess Cesium-137 (Tumbleweed's "Letters from an Irradiated Princess")133 words
SIGAWESOME's The Five M's of War (totallynotabrony's "The Domestication of Violence")1,190 words
Kencolt's Ana-vism (Majin Syeekoh's "Trixie's Nap Hole")188 words
FoME's After-Action Retort (Zennistrad's "Sorry For Killing You")165 words
FoME's To Bodily Grow (RK_Striker_JK_5's "Where No Pony Has Gone Before")175 words
Georg's Troubing but Nuffle (Estee's Sports in Equestria blog)307 words
FoME's Most Valuable Princess (Kris Overstreet's "For Love of the Love of the Game")254 words
horizon's Seeing What Sticks (FoME's "Dear Princess Cesium-137")422 words
FoME's Bartering Table (Starscribe's "Ember Goes to the Spa")127 words
horizon's Campfire Tails (FoME's "Team Cohesion")181 words
MrNumbers's Introduction to Pinkieology (McPoodle's "Anything That You Do")987 words
FoME's Self Apple-robation (Bookish Delight's "Fruits of Labor")254 words
Brumby_Run's Almost Good (Estee's "Mint Condition")230 words
SIGAWESOME'S Flush with Inspiration (Brumby_Run's "Almost Good")416 words
FoME's Contrasted Harmony (David Silver's "Starlight Explores Twilight's Castle")268 words
Hivemind's Tartarus Hath No Fury (DrakeyC's "I'm Listening")204 words
Georg's Microscopic Appeal (Estee's "George Lucas was on the verge of writing fanfiction...")239 words
Bugsydor's Economy of Scales (Bugsydor's "Ember, Hoardsmelter")272 words
DemonicPeach's Irreperable (TheDriderPony's "Flex Tape Fixes Equestria")304 words
FoME's Play Until Midnight (Undome Tinwe's "Joint Venture")128 words
FoME's Family Histrionics (Zennistrad's "Never Too Clever")152 words
Crystal Waters's Disambuguation (Estee's "Jury Duty III: Summoned With A Vengeance")264 words
FoME's Soured Relationship (Bubble Butt's "Can I Have it, Too?")204 words
FoME's Tarantiny Request (kits's "Too Busy")312 words
Airy Words's Spikey Wikey (Irrespective's "This Nose Knows")2,337 words
Ultra-the-HedgeToaster's Wandering Pedestrian (FoME's "Contest! Villain Exchange Program")428 words
FoME's Better Part of Valor (brokenimage321's "Brainstorming A New Next-Gen AU: All The Crackships")224 words
FoME's Illusions of Contentment (Comma Typer's "A Magic Turn of Events")194 words
McPoodle's Status Nominal (Immanuel's "Twilight makes first contact")414 words
Georg's Vulcan Logic (Georg's "Equestria 1940 - Where God and Goddesses collide... Or at least gently bump")185 words
Kencolt's Haylander (Bok's "The Great and Deathless Trixie")268 words
Nova Quill's Dark Roast Beyond Twilight (Justice3442's "Black Magic")167 words
FoME's (and River Road's) Last Standards (Monochromatic's "Taking prompts for fluffy ficlets")252 words
Kencolt's Music of the Spheres (Kris Overstreet's "Why Sunset Shimmer Got a Week's Detention")154 words
FoME's I Cappuccino Other Recourse (anonpencil's "Welcome to Sunbucks! Can I Take Your Order?"197 words
Not_A_Hat's Stop the Dream, I Want to Get Off (Everyday's "My father / was a Night Guard")201 words
Georg's Double Edge (PresentPerfect's "Let's have some fun at my expense")281 words
huor's Leaving the Nest (Sporktacles's "Rainbow Dash Comes Out to Her Friends")1,239 words
FoME's Diplomatic Irony (Lets Do This's "My Little Student")244 words
Georg and horizon's Shadow of the Sun (GaPJaxie's "Something Silly")490 words
Kris Overstreet's Gone Horribly Right (naturalbornderpy's "Rent-A-Pony")448 words
horizon's Real-Time Sympathy (GaPJaxie's "Tempest Shadow is the New Starlight Glimmer")631 words
FoME's Reviewing Your Work (Luna-tic Scientist's "Final Solution")287 words
SIGAWESOME's Logorrhea (Tumbleweed's "Brain Problem Situation")275 words
Monarch Dodora's But What if They Have a Piece of Fruit? (horizon's "You Are What You Wheat")985 words
Georg's Googol Translations (Estee's "Because nothing has EVER gone wrong with this kind of request: public opinion needed.")241 words
PresentPerfect's Horror of Horrors (Daedalus Aegle's "A myth I read last night, presented without comment.")203 words
Georg and Winston's Manegild (Monochromatic's "TwiLuna")653 words
horizon's Flurry Presentation (Skywriter's "It is always hard to post something on Candybutt Day...")702 words
FoME's Alicorns, Inc. (Ashfur's "Put that crown back where it came from")228 words
FoME's Attack of Opportunity (Tangerine Blast's "Those Wedding Belle Rainbows")195 words
Stainless Steel Fox's Ponei the Deathless (melodic_harmony's "You Think You Know Somepony")576 words
Tangent's Bug Mitzvah (RainbowDoubleDash's "Queen Chrysalis Reforms (Accidentally)")376 words
FoME's Political Power Suit (Dave Bryant's "Silly little question")155 words
PresentPerfect's Hot Blooded, Check It and See (Twinkletail's "Pinkie Figures It Out!")623 words
Skywriter's Forty Spaces (Cynewulf's "Five Colors")594 words
Georg's Tuber Dress (Estee's "So Rarity is a potato now")216 words
FoME's Generally Disruptive Pony Regulation (Dave Bryant's "Scene: a real-world classroom of aspiring JDs")173 words
FoME and horizon's Fun for All Ages (horizon's "3")275 words
FoME's Singing Munchkins Optional (Estee's "You can almost hear Rarity celebrating from here")296 words
Georg's The Modern Promaretheus (Daedalus Aegle's "Things that happen in the course of the creative process.")207 words
FoME's Something New Under the Sun (Antiquarian's "A 14th Century Friar in Celestia's Court")276 words
Georg's Redemption Period (Cold in Gardez's "How We Burn")127 words
Georg's Warts, et al. (Estee's "Kiss a Bearer For a Bit")179 words
FoME's Foul Metal Jacket (Fuzzyfurvert's "Content is Content")268 words
Georg and FoME's Two Be a Master (Estee's "Twenty-two years. One thousand and eighty-two episodes.")815 words
RenaTamer's Mile in Your Chitin (Dogger807's "Magic School Days")241 words
FoME's Slip of the Mind (James Pwyll's "Hurt")323 words
Georg and Darkstarling's Great New One (FoME's "Immodest Proposal")608 words
Georg's See You... Out There (Wanderer D's "Random story ideas #1")196 words
FoME's Parole-l Processing (Piccolo Sky's "Two Words")124 words
The CSP Supercut (Kris Overstreet's "Changeling Space Program" and "The Maretian")7,079 words
FoME's Approach of the Second Sun (GaraTheAuthor's "Celestia and Luna are Well-Adjusted Adults")215 words
Cerulean Blue's All Meetings and No Cake... (Georg's "The Substitute Librarian")643 words
Sweetolebob18's No Cheeseburgers in Paradise (AlwaysDressesInStyle's "Business Trip")309 words
FoME's Pink-Letter Day (DmitriTheWriter's "An Odd Day")141 words
Georg's In Her Hoofsteps (ArgonMatrix's "Friendship Bewitched")276 words
Andy Soshal's Speed of Rumor (Andrew Joshua Talon's "Hands Short: The Other Mare")246 words
Rambling Writer's Opportunity at the Door (FoME's "Lost Faculty")624 words
FoME and Krack-Fic Kai's Dazed and Distracted, Can't You Tell? (Estee's "Coin-Operated Mare")254 words
Georg and FoME's In the Books (Georg's "Twilight Sparkle Makes a Coltfriend... Literally")513 words
Georg's Better Something Through Chemistry (Kris Overstreet's "First on the Moon, or How Important 0.5 Seconds Can Be")270 words
Krack-Fic Kai's The Shared Duty (Estee's "Passing Størm Passing")733 words
Brumby_Run's Ruler Take All (Estee's "Passing Størm Passing")722 words
Kris Overstreet's Wrong Kind of Twilight (Zontan's "The Carmine Line")555 words
The Itinerant's Love in the Time of Lulamoon (Ice Star's "Wishing Werelights")287 words
FoME's Night Schooled (Banjo64's "Equestria Girls: The (Un)Official Retcon")342 words
Georg's Coal Sisters (Estee's "Everypony Writes About The Weather...")180 words
Brumby_Run's South Side Rules (Estee's "Everypony Talks About The Weather...")231 words
BenRG's Coda (shortskirtsandexplosions's "Step Right In and Start Again")537 words
Emil's Lode du Jour (Admiral Biscuit's "The Soup Must Flow")446 words
Krack-Fic Kai's Heat Baffled (Estee's "Because...")466 words
CrystalWaters and Krack-Fic Kai's That Girl is Strange, No Question (FoME and Krack-Fic Kai's "Dazed and Distracted, Can't You Tell?")305 words
Kencolt's Cost of Progress (Rambling Writer's "A Peck of Peppers")195 words
FoME's Total Acquisition Imperative (Starscribe's "Twilight Sparkle is an Espeon Now")190 words
FoME's Dark Helmet Syndrome (Strawberry Sunrise's "Applejack Sees the Light")187 words
FoME's Riposte (Tumbleweed's "En Garde!")220 words
Kencolt's Starlight and Chrysalis Still Don't Get Along (Majin Syeekoh's "Chrysalis Still Works at Quills and Sofas")205 words
FoME and Oberth Effect's Chaotic Lawful (Starscribe's "Fine Print")312 words
Cerulean Blue's Gift Shop's at the Other End (Georg's "National Unicorn Day - With Bruener Sneak Peak")335 words
Georg's Closing the Barn Door (brokenimage321's "Random, probably bad fic idea: 'Celestia Gives Twilight "The Talk"'")299 words
Krack-Fic Kai's Deflector Awry (Estee's "Free crackfic idea seeks good home")232 words
Brumby_Run's Bonanza Borealis (Estee's "Out of Commission")218 words
FoME and Georg's Sparkle vs. Sparkle (Starscribe's "Fine Print")185 words
The Great Derpsby's Heart's Blood (FoME's "Noblesse Applige")236 words
Skeeter the Lurker's When the Stardust Settles (Kris Overstreet's "Expeditionary Force")331 words
SIGAWESOME's Joint Chiefs of Nope (Kris Overstreet's "Expeditionary Force")373 words
Frustration in Excelsis's The Sun is Another Star (Coronet the lesser's "You've Got Debt")439 words
zx29b's Peer Review (Undome Tinwe's "Advanced Preparation")696 words
Brumby_Run's Scavenger Chic (Estee's "Discontinued")464 words
Georg's A Tangled Web (Admiral Biscuit's "Wolf Spiders Run the Cranberry Bogs")888 words
_Undefined_'s Double Batch (FoME's "Contest! A Most Delightful Ponidox")350 words
Georg's Interagency Cooperation (Lets Do This's "Special Operations")388 words
Kris Overstreet's Sic Semper Heroibus (PresentPerfect's "Scopaesthesia")578 words
FoME's Critical Disdain (SigmasonicX's "Equestria Girls: The True Story")220 words
FoME's Double Royal Standard (Ninjadeadbeard's "All These Midnight Days")144 words
evg-zhabotinsky's Lunar Dev Cycle (Rambling Writer's "How the Tantabus Parses Sleep")393 words
Kris Overstreet's Flavor of War (Rambling Writer's "How the Tantabus Parses Sleep")154 words
TasermonsPartner's Business as Usual (Rune Soldier Dan's "A Band of Misfits Fights the Undead")280 words
Aariadon's PGDQ: I Against I, Me Against You (SigmasonicX's "Pony Games Done Quick: The Enchanted Library")1,201 words
FredMSloniker's Best Practices (Irrespective's "Lavender Screen of Death")472 words
Georg and FoME's Dog Daze (Estee's Discord server)258 words
River Road's Imperial Treasure (Pineta's "Daring Do and The Brutish Museums")261 words
FoME's The Omnissiah Moves in Mysterious Ways (dawnbreez's "Friendship for Gearheads")329 words
Georg's Geneva Intentions (Jest's "The Five-Second War")161 words
Sweetblue's Decree of the Mourning Sun (Goldfinch142's "Deep Freeze")269 words
Georg's Sufficent Advancement (FoME's "Outer Demon")479 words
The Ponytrician's Canterella ("Bad Horse's Bedtime Stories for Impressionable Young Colts and Fillies")1,764 words
Krack-Fic Kai's Dark Age (Estee's Discord server)236 words
Georg and CCC's Laser, Focused (Estee's "Princesses Produce Persistent Plumbing Problems")391 words
Narrative Style's Tuesday (Admiral Biscuit's "Saturday")144 words
Georg's Deep Green (Georg and CCC's "Laser, Focused")275 words
Georg's In Space, Nopony Can Hear You Play (Georg's "Out of sequence stories and Substitute Librarians," et al.)308 words
Jake The Army Guy's Mac Support (GaPJaxie's "Family Matters")82 words
Krack-Fic Kai's Moonsilver Screen (Estee's "Release the Sparkle Cut")226 words
Georg's Raid-iate the Fridge (FoME's "The Flavor Cosmic")170 words
Georg's Cuckoo Squawk (TCC56's Cuckoo's Lullaby)148 words
AdmiralTigerclaw's Letter from the Erector (Estee's "The Bridge Over The River WHY?")297 words
ChrisCornflake's The Maning of Manes (Georg's "Ray Bradbury Anniversary - With Ponies")477 words
Kris Overstreet's Venti and a Shot (FoME's "Ferment Unrest")506 words
FredMSloniker's Mood Pie (The Hat Man's "Normal")168 words
FredMSloniker's Clip Notes (The Hat Man's "Cruise Control")536 words
Murcushio's Initial Trial (Skywriter's "Twilight Sparkle attempts observational stand-up comedy")230 words
Georg's Moment with the Sun (Estee's "Daily Equestria Life with Monster Girl")296 words
Heavyhauler75622's Hoary Old Adversary (Boopy Doopy's "Twilight Versus The Home Owners Association")251 words
Georg's The Shadow Over Canterlot (Starscribe's "Forbidden Places")187 words
Fillyfoolish's Quod Erat Duvet-Strandum (Fillyfoolish's "Topology")268 words
Krack-Fic Kai's It's Time to Play the Music (Estee's Horsefeathers! (or: I'll Say She Isn't))1,177 words
Emil's Well-Rounded Flavor (Georg's "Raid-iate the Fridge")200 words
Brumby_Run's Bolder than Death (Estee's "Go Into The Underworld To Save The One You Love...")319 words
Speckle's Peeved Review (Estee's "Autoapproval Was A Mistake")538 words
Georg's Rock This Barn (Estee's "Fanart: Three Pieces, Many Colors")210 words
Georg and SIGAWESOME's Wicked Weave (FoME's "(Doesn't) Workhorse")783 words
SIGAWESOME's Petarded by Her Own Hoist (FoME's "(Doesn't) Workhorse")821 words
FoME's The Rainbow and the Rock (ChudoJogurt's "Plomo o Plata")318 words
Huk's Non-Negotiables (Scampy's "Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss")281 words
Cerulean Blue's Look Upon Our Works (Georg's "The Maretian Chronicles")258 words
SIGAWESOME's I am Digging a Hole in the Bathroom (Raleigh's "The Blueblood Papers: Bound By Blood")151 words
FoME's Dream Analysis (Lil Penpusher's "The Nightmare's Nightmare")242 words
Georg's Adulterous Behavior (Petrichord's "It isn't tea")327 words
EileenSaysHi's White Aster (The Sleepless Beholder's "Do You Remember?")149 words
Georg's Stamp of Disapproval (Inky Scrolls's "Be Frank With Me, Luna")285 words
Kris Overstreet's Still a Loon (MagicS's "Why Don't We Just Eat The Unicorns?")263 words
EileenSaysHi's Hypotenuse (Avery Day's "Can You See What I See?")564 words
FoME's Fade to Black (DannyJ's "Famous Last Words")326 words
FoME's Quantifiably Mad (gapty's "Overpowered")574 words
Georg's Pegasus Karma (Estee's "Unicorn Yoga")460 words
FoME's Nutrition Tables (Daedalus Aegle's "Huh")345 words
FoME and Raugos's Magnetically Repulsive (Raugos's "Iron Dust")475 words
FoME's Genuine Moment (SockPuppet's "Deep Faked")167 words
Georg's Nest Half-Full (RB_'s Leaving Home)183 words
EileenSaysHi's Personal Log (Dewdrops on the Grass's "Star Trek: Phoenix")1,251 words
The Iguana Man's Dashing Sincerity (Monochromatic's "The Grand RariShip Council")741 words
FoME's The Buddhist Says "Mu" (GravityDefyingCoffeMug's "Buh")235 words
FoME's Herculean Effort (applezombi's "Rich in Flowers, Unlucky in Love")173 words
Krack-Fic Kai's Deepening Darkness (FoME's "One of Our Twilights is Missing")171 words

Andy Soshal's Speed of Rumor (Andrew Joshua Talon's "Hands Short: The Other Mare")

Author's Note:

[Drama][Comedy]

This is continuation of Andrew Joshua Talon's blog "Hands Short: The Other Mare" (157 words, #comedy, #honda is a slut,) itself an offshoot of AJT's Hands (158,549 words at time of publishing, [Romance][Comedy][Slice of Life])

HANDS SUMMARY: Through what are best summarized as "shenanigans," Andrew Shepherd becomes the first human in Equestria in some time, and ends up in a relationship with both Twilight and Fluttershy. He's also the crown authority on a copious amount of human artifacts that find their way into Equestria one way or another. In the short, he shows off a motorcycle he salvaged from the pile... and by calling it a "she," accidentally makes Fluttershy think that "Ahonda" is stealing her man.

Shepherd rubbed the back of his neck. Two hours later, and Fluttershy was still refusing to answer the door. Behind it, he could hear the sound of muffled sobbing, and he had noticed a very hairy, decidedly ursine face staring out the window at him.

He had sheepishly waved at it.

It had not waved back.

He would have liked to say that it had smiled at him, but he was fairly sure that a bear showing its teeth was not a friendly gesture even in this world.

"Man... This stinks..."

"I'll say!"

He jumped. "What the—!"

Beside him, a slender Unicorn mare wearing a press hat and levitating a notepad and pen with a mint-green field stood, casting a critical eye over him.

Shepherd blinked. "Uh...hi?"

The dun mare smiled broadly, tipping her hat in greeting. "Hello, yourself! Scoop's the name, Juicy Scoop, ace reporter for the Canterlot Chronicle!"

"Nice...to meet you, Ms. Scoop. I'm—"

"Please, call me Scoop. Went by Juicy for a while, but after the fifth restraining order, I started going by Scoop." She shook her head, replacing her hat on her yellow mane. "Stallions. Never can think past the ol' mating season."

Scoop brightened up immediately. "And I know who you are, Mr. Shepherd! Famous talking pet monkey of Twilight Sparkle!"

He grit his teeth a bit at that. "I'm not—"

"So tell me," the reporter said, licking the tip of her pen. "Is it true that you married your motorcycle?"

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