Know your mare, know your mare, know--
No, no, no, no, NO!
"What?" The hall pegasi looked up into the dark void that surrounded him, a labored tone to his voice.
You have to stand on the stage!
"I am on the stage."
STAND! Stand! You keep trying to move that couch in here.
"I'm not moving any couch in here."
You're having the boy do it.
"I'm helping!" Pipsqueak chirped, pressing his entire weight up against a love seat and trying to get in centered on the main stage.
Get back up here!
What's wrong with you? Making a young, impressionable colt do your work?
He said he was tired from his walk in.
Tired from his walk--? He can fly!
"It's a long fly..."
This building is under Cloudsdale!
"Have you flown these updrafts this year? Wooo! It is a workout, let me tell you."
Get a job, you hippie!
"I do have a job."
Then shave your stubble.
How does he even have stubble...?
You know what? I'm already tired of this one.
"Sooo... I can go home?"
Yes. Get out of here, freeloader.
"Words hurt, y'know..." with a somber turn from the voices addressing him, Zephyr Breeze started off before stopping short of his exist to turn back around, "I still get paid for the hour, right?"
GET OUT!
Bolts of green lightning served to urge the stallion out and off the stage as they chased him at every step.
...Geez, Queeny... Did a hairdresser cut you off in the parking lot or something once?
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Thank you. Yes, please, get him the fuck out.
I'm with Chrysalis and Discord on this one, get that free loader out of here!
A hairdresser did cut Chryssy off once. Today. That hairdresser was Zephyr
Because Zephyr's born for a hall
I can't believe he made poor little Pipsqueak do that kind of work The inconsiderate jerk
He's lucky Chryssie wasn't really aiming.
When I saw it was short, I'm very glad if was for shuffling that lazy soab out. I even somehow read it in my head with his voice.
Couple quick things ya missed.
You should do littlepip from fallout equestria
7310518 I try and do only good things... And my bar is pretty low.
7311325 Nyx from Past Sins then
7311342 I actually have a chapter on her.
7311656 Dawn Lightwing from savage skies series. Or other characters from popular fics
7313684 Again, I try and only do well done characters.
He's such a total loser that it's as sporting as firing a bazooka into a barrel of fish.