[WARNING: Contains ear scratching, hugs, and blushing cheeks] Anonymous is sent to jail for his most heinous crimes of first degree meanness, there he finds doing a few favours for those around him will allow him to live a comfortable
The Dragon Lands are extremely dangerous, especially for someone soft and squishy like you. At least there's one dragon willing to keep you from getting burned.
Your good friend Princess Twilight Sparkle misunderstood the fine print. Now, she and the rest of your friends are desperate to stop you from doing something really, really funny.
"That" time of year can be difficult to deal with for some mares. For alicorns, it only lasts one, extremely intense evening. As Celestia's husband, you have only one objective tonight: Survive.
Fluttershy thought the way to Anon's heart was through his pants. Anon never responded well to her advances, until finally she gives up. What will Anon do with his new found freedom?
While getting adjusted to your new life in Equestria, you take it upon yourself to learn how to use magic. As it turns out, this is harder than it sounds, especially considering you're a human.
After being accidentally transported to Equestria, a series of happenstances netted you one request from Princess Celestia herself. Why did you choose to have tea?
Princess Celestia and Princess Luna have gone missing, and the Everfree Forest is invading! It sounds like the Elements of Harmony are needed to save the day! There's just one problem: You don't have an Element of Harmony.
You aren’t really sure what happened last night—all you know is that you’ve woken up in a bed that isn’t yours, and you’re pressed up against something very warm, and very fluffy… that just moved?
Starlight Glimmer has been working a bit too hard. Princess Luna, in the interest of national security, sends you to put an end to this. By any means necessary.
Picture-perfect Pipp Petals has always been the epitome of perfection, or so the public assumes. Behind that flawless facade, however, was a mare you've come to adore. For all her sweet little imperfections.
When you were growing up as the only human in the Equestria you knew you were different. With your canine fangs and being an omnivore, you gave up on having friends. Until one alicorn change it all.
Sunset drags you through the portal for another weekend escapade, but once you're through you realize this isn't the usual trip. Twilight has a new spell to try and you get to see just how much ponies like being petted.
After his 'encounter' with Princess Celestia in the throne room, Anon's life had come to a bit of a lull. That quickly revolves itself after a misunderstanding and a timberwolf attack leads him back to Canterlot. Shenanigans ensue.
You are Anon. You wake up to get breakfast, and discover that you’ve been adopted by Twilight Sparkle and her best friends. You’re going to get to the bottom of this mystery.
The spotlight is on you. The town of Ponyville rallies around one day a year that you get to call your birthday. Except, you are ensuring that a certain Pink Pony will never know when your birthday is. Not demanding attention is good, right?
Anon is too cheap to spring for a golden apple, so he settles for a cardboard box. Didn't start any wars, accidentally a job, 9/10 would recommend. [RGRE] {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Blackjack, a solitary mare for quite some time, finds solace solely in your company. She extends a heartfelt invitation for you to spend a night at her grand mansion.
When the shy pegasus, Fluttershy, finally gives up hope on winning your heart, you should be overjoyed. However, when a new human arrives in Ponyville, you can't help but find yourself feeling jealous.
Chrysalis has come down with some sort of ailment, and you're too ill-equipped to help her by yourself. But how can you get help when neither Chrysalis nor those who are capable of assisting her are willing to leave the past behind?
What happens when you go to a convention as one of the most infamous Rangers who actively chose to go dark? How would you redeem his actions... through your own?
"We apologize for discriminating you choosing Chrysalis out of us, Anon. I hope you're not hurt because of our harshness towards her. You can be together for as long as, hang on! What are you doing with that ring?!"