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One night, whilst up late reading quietly to himself, Anon is disturbed by a mysterious home intruder scratching at his door. Anon does the unconventional and simply lets them into his house and becomes quite possibly the first person to ever sit down and make polite conversation with an actual ghost. A rather cute and flustered ghost at that.

Originally written for the Kinderquestria thread, where the cute, childlike innocence of ponies is taken to its absolute comedic extent.

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I liked reading this.

awww that's sweet.

I bet the Thriller music video would make them piss their pants

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Wouldn't even have to do the full song, just play Vincent's lines and you'll see a line of fresh horseapples marking their escape routes.

it was almost like parts of you were literally inside her

Boo yeah! Now that's what I-

No, not in that way you sick fuck.

Aww...

Full story of all 7 days?

Right now you were reading a "horror" book, funnily enough about a book which summons a ghost to come and haunt whoever reads it. Sort of like a ponified, child friendly version of 'The Ring', except instead of those that read the book dying brutally, they just got haunted by some spooky ghost mare for 7 days who also ate their food and slept in their bed. Honestly it was less of a ghost and more of a squatter, and this was apparently supposed to scare ponies senseless. You chuckled to yourself, and then almost choked on your spit as there was a loud boom and a flash of light from outside.

Can I get a copy of that book?
I could use the company.

Seriously I would likely read it once a week to keep her around.

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Scaring them would be so Easy as to not be worth doing. There would be no challenge, no sport, no fun. You could probably scare them with Attack of the killer tomatoes.

ANON YOU FOOL. YOU’VE DAMNED US ALL TO 7 DAYS OF SNUGGLES.

Honestly this was kind of adorable

Quite adorable. Easily the most earnest little warlock who ever bound her soul to a cursed tome.

Mooooore! I wanna see what happens when Twilight comes a knocken looking for her missing book. Maybe after Anon helps Ghostie terrify the mare with thinking she set her own collection of books on fire by mistake. And isnt Ghostie technically the spirit of the book? Now there's a title, the Spirit of Dark Tomes! She'd probably like that. lol It's 12 past 2 in the morning and I should be asleep. *ker-thunk* Zzzzzzzzzzzzz 😴

Well that was friggin' adorable. I was able to give Ghostie a voice the whole way through that made me laugh every time I read one of her lines. Speaking of which, you call her 'Ghostly' instead of 'Ghostie' a lot— stay consistent (Sorry, I'm an editor. There was actually a LOT of other stuff that you should double-check, but it was still a fun story :twilightsmile:).

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Pfft, wuss. It's almost 4am for me. :trollestia:

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But you know, I'm now morbidly curious about how these ponies would react to human horror movies like The Hills Have Eyes, Jeepers Creepers, The Shining, etc.

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Her actual name is Ghostly Apparation, Ghostie is just a nickname. I will concede to other errors though, I was formatting this from greentext to prose at 1am on a work night and not paying all that much attention.

I might actually die of cuteness if I reread this. It scary how adorable this is. Good story 10/10. Deserves a boop.

11490064 *phone rings* You will be booped in 7 days!

THE HORROR! THE HORROR!! :raritydespair:

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Not well I would think.

i can totally see this as a short comedy story about anon having a ghost roommate

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Ah, right, I forgot about her full name vs her nickname. Apologies for that one. :twilightsheepish:
I do stand by the other ones, though, and you've already conceded to them, so all's good there, it seems. I also stand by my comment that it was a fun story. :twilightsmile:

(Awww, this was lovely! Also, could totally make a series out of it.)

"WooOOOooo~ let me iiin" it wailed.

And you ruined the horror mood… in the best way possible. :rainbowlaugh:

These Kinderquestria stories are just utter gold. I'd love to see more of these done in the future!

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I plan on making more for definite, Kinderquestria is my favourite setting. The main reason I decided to read over these again and upload them here was the hope that it'd give me some motivation to actually write again cus I just keep getting busy with life and chinning it off.

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I completely get it. For me, I just can't seem to muster the motivation to keep writing my story even though I've only got 6 chapters out. It's a great concept with great potential, but as of now my drive to write is simply kaput. I need a Co-writer or SOMETHING to get the ball rolling again.

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The end of the story always seems a lot closer and easier to get to in your head. I find writing shorts a lot more manageable than larger projects since if I really put my mind to it I can get one done in a couple of days rather than weeks or months and get that sweet dopamine boost from actually finishing and posting something.

As I sit here, reading those Kinderquestria ghost story, I dread the day some mad man has the balls to make "Strawberry Ghost" into a FiMfiction story. Modern man was not designed to handle such feels.
btw, hello, BritAnon. It is I; Anonistrator.

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The same with Watership Down.

Is there a group where I can find more 'human in adorable Equestria' stories? I want to read more wholesome stories like this and Derpy's Cardboard Castle.

I love your head cannon for the average pony. Everything's so adorable. :)

I hope he introduces his new cute friend, to many ponies.

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There might be some in positive ponies. They have an adorable section.

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Here's the Ponepaste to the green bin where the stories from the Kinderquestria thread are kept. https://ponepaste.org/7630

That was sweet.
I want more!

Added to my “Good Reads” bookshelf.

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Hey Anonistrator! I feel bad for not showing my face in the thread for a while and these uploads are basically my way of trying to guilt trip myself into writing again. Possibly something in the works soon but no promises :twilightblush:

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I feel bad for not showing my face in the thread for a while

You're preaching to the choir, my dude. I haven't posted under my Anonistrator name in a long time, either. I kinda want to start writing Kinder again, and I might just do that, and possibly even reformat some of my greens and Kinder SCP for Fimfiction.
By the way, it seems that whenever someone posts a Kinderquestria story here, people always want to know where they can find more stories like it. Would you be interested in making a Kinderquestria group on FiMfiction to compile Kinder stories, and hopefully stimulate people to make more?

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It could be worth a try, I'd certainly like to see more Kinderquestria stuff being written. Only problem is nearly all of the existing stuff is in greentext so there'd only be a handful of stories to actually put in the group directly rather than just linking outside the site. I'd still be down for it though even if I barely know how groups on here work.

I remember reading this on /mlp/ in Kinder thread as greentext, it really deserved to be also moved on FimFic. Generally a lot of greentexts deserve so.

Btw, who even downvoted here and why?

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I honestly way prefer the greentext format and converting it to proper prose just doesn't work as well a lot of the time, so I get why most people don't bother. Hell it took me more than a year (I feel physical pain at realising this) after originally writing it to format it and upload it here.

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True, changing story from 1st to 3rd person, while holding proper composition of story, can be truly pain in ass.

"Really?! You're not even a little scared? You should be running and screaming right now!" She cried.

But I can't, your too cute! 💕

Ghostie is cute and must be protected at any cost. *racks shotgun* Wait, where and when did I get this? XD

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You would need a mop

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Unrelated to your discussion with the other guy.

Pardon me, Sir, but I have 2 small requests for you. First, I would like to politely request a link to some sort of archive or collection, that contains more stories from this "Kinderquestria" shtick. Second, I would like to request permission to use this story as a basis for a bit in a fic I'm cooking up. It won't be exactly one to one, and I'll give you full credit for the inspiration, so you need not worry about plagiarism.

With that, I thank you for your time, and hope you have a wonderful day.

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The Kinderquestria green bin is here: https://ponepaste.org/7630
They are all gonna be in pure greentext form though since they're written on 4chan. I'd encourage you to check out the thread and write for them if you feel like it since they're always starved for actual content.
And you can do with my fic whatever you wish man, have fun with it :twilightsmile:

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Thank you very much, Sir. I'll put the idea to good use.

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Hey, think your next fic could be Anon introducing Ghostie to the rest of the cast?

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No idea when I'll be writing my next fic but this is probably just gonna stay as a one shot. There's too many things to write about to stay on one idea.

I wonder what ghostie would think of human ghost stories?

Well done. I always enjoy Kinderquestria stories and RGRE, if they are written well, and you tend to do both well.

Monk
“There are many ways to create a monster, and the one the girl knows best is rather basic: you tell someone they're a monster over and over again, then wait to see how long it takes before they agree with you.” -Estee

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