It was a normal day in Equestria, until it wasn't.

Princess Twilight Sparkle is about to discover what happens when corporate focus groups dictate the direction of a franchise. The future is here, Boomer, and it is made of yeet.

Rated N for Noice Not Very Cash Money. Contains no G5 spoilers! Like, I didn't even get their names right! Cover art by LilPinkGhost!

"Have you ever wanted to read comedy that will make your soul crumble to dust in the BEST way possible? Do you want to witness a story on FimFiction actually use 'yeet' in it? Well, if you've been mercilessly crammed into the goat cages in my basement and are weeping for the sweet release of something more merciful than death, this is the story for you!" - Ice Star

With the breakthrough of the radio in Equestria comes a new medium through which one can reach out to the masses and help with their problems. Determined to help as many ponies as she can, Starlight begins Equestria's first call-in radio program to give ponies an outlet to vent their frustrations and seek wisdom and guidance.

Surely an open forum for anyone to call in asking for help can only result in good!

Chapters are standalone drabbles.

Animated by
Nevel Yashgi

What's the deal with ponies? Squint just a little and you can't tell one from the next.
Ember doesn't even need to squint to get the effect.
Who would have guessed that a Dragonlord would have problems that needed more than just an application of violence?

Cozy Glow is missing. Detective Luna is on the case.

Inspired by the Cozy Glow contest, but doesn't adhere to their rules so 😝. Here it is anyway.

Heyyyyyyy! Peaked at number one in the feature box! Thanks, everypony!

When the Mane 6 go to Pinkie's house for a party, Pinkie suggests they play Uno for fun. That's when all hell breaks loose.

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After having saved all of Equestria together, the Student Six certainly have a strong friendship, but is it truly unbreakable?

Wanting to find out, Friendship School Guidance Councillor Starlight Glimmer decides to give them the ultimate test: playing Cards Against Equestria.

Can their friendship survive this horrible game?

Sex tag is for raunchy jokes only. There is no actual sex in this story.

For this story, I used actual cards from the game, though some of them have been slightly altered so that they more closely reflect the world of Friendship is Magic instead of the real world.

Inspired by Mythril Moth’s Cards Against Equestria Girls, and BronyOverlord’s Cards Against Starlight

Featured on 26/11/2018

YouTube reading here

Proofread by Rated Ponystar

Gallus, after helping out with Professor Applejack, has discovered a jug of fermented cider. He decides to share this beverage among his friends to ease up the boredom of their study group. The students, however, drink up a little too much of the stuff then they intended.

IRS Scammers. We all hate them, and in Equestria, it's no different. Once technology advanced to the point of phones and computers, scamming came with it.

Unfortunately, not everypony is as gullible as some other nasty people would like.

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Featured on EQD 11/26/18!

Twilight realises something shocking.

And maybe she shouldn't question it.

No, like seriously. The short description really is enough to explain the plot. The duck rules over Equestria. That's what the story is. Nothing more. It's quite quackers.