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Sky Blue Scratch


"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the Moon"

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The power of music compells you

Looks like this story ended on a bad note

In my headcanon, musical numbers are the result of residual magic spread throughout Equestria from the Sirens and the Organ to the Outside. But this one works too. And is way more hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

Turning something extradiegetical to something intradiegetical as a form of comedy is pretty common, but you did it very well! 👍

...Alright, there were a bunch of errors in here, and you could use an editor, but...
Dammit, that was too funny not to upvote. :rainbowlaugh:

Thank you agent Sky-Blue, your sacrifice was not in vain! With the knowledge you've acquired, we can overthrow the musical tyranny we live under! Viva la revolución!

Code Red I repeat, COdE REd:yay:

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I don't know. I am now easily picturing Luna accidentally getting toasted somehow and casting a spell to make everyone sing purple rain and forgetting how she did it or how to undo it after she comes down.

Wait if it’s just an ancient curse why not let it become common knowledge and just blame Discord.

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DEUS VULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9393728
Because
LUNAcy
Thats why.

Galactic Star, currently palling around with Bard from 8 bit theatre.

Someone's watched After Hours.

Agent Sky, do you copy?
Code Green.
I repeat CODE GREEN!
THEY KNOW THAT WE KNOW THAT THEY KNOW THAT WE KNOW THAT WE KNOW!
Initiate Code Green!
Th-ere Is NoOo Ti-me...
War-n ThE OtheRs!
*static*

Fun fact: spontaneous dancing and singing acts were actually known in human history, during late medieval times. Today there is theory that it was a form of mass hysteria, but too little known about circumstances.

"PRINCESS CELESTIA! PRINCESS LUNA" Twilight screamed. "I HAVE REALISED SOMETHING TERRIBLE! WHENEVER THERE IS A SONG OR SOMETHING HOW DOES EVERYPONY KNOW THE WORDS, AND IS LIFE LIKE A MUSICAL? ARE WE IN A TV SHOW? WHAT..."

No, musical numbers are the meaning of life, but yes you are in a TV show... and a fanfiction

Whenever a musical number appears out of thin air, typically after a serious friendship problem, issue, or Equestria invasion, how does eveypony, even ponies that weren't even there, know the words and dance moves?

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WHAT IF BILL CIPHER IS COMING AND...

Bill Cipher? I think he's dead. Probably. :raritywink:

ARE WE IN A TV SHOW?

...nah, that can't be it.


...also, Celestia never got her cake. :applecry:

I vaguely remember a fic where the whole 'spontaneous going into musical numbers' was Discord's old prank from before his imprisonment in stone. For the life of me, though, I can't recall the title of that story :raritydespair:

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i only have one counter. i call him Mr. Black. after all, who needs a dozen counters to Endbringers when all you need is the ULTIMATE ENDBRINGER?

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Mr. Black is the fourth horseman. As I said, the ultimate ENDBRINGER. I don't really know Bill Cipher at all so I can't really say. He just wouldn't be the first false god Mr. Black has taken down. For more information on Mr. Black, check the Bible and Rorschach's Blot's "Make A Wish" on fanfiction . Net

9403633
Again, I don't really know Bill outside a few references, so, meh. There are endbringers, there are Endbringers, then there is THE ENDBRINGERS. When the last soul perishes he will be there to turn off the lights.

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If you are talking about Bill, sure, if you are talking about Mr. Black, only if your oc is evil. He doesn't hurt innocents.

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Then, till The End Of Days, unless they team up cause he does that when he is bored or lonely, your oc won't meet him till his time has come. Mr. Black comes for all and always gets his due. He is neither good nor evil, he is the balancer. He usually only gets angry when in the presence of cruelty.

What about Pinkie? :derpytongue2:


Also, something occurred to me: I don't think the tranquilizer dart would have penetrated Spike's dragon scales. Just a nitpick, though.

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A quick, Random reply :

I feel as though Pinkie is already a fourth-wall breaking, logic defying agent as it is. She probably was in on it the whole time anyway :pinkiehappy:

Most excellent.

Spike ran into the book filled room, looking around frantically for his adopted big sister/motherly figure/best bro.

Twilight's not a "bro", because she's a girl, so... er... How does one say "sister", but more fondly:applejackunsure:?.. Like "bro" is more fondly, than "brother"?

Ah, never mind.

Spike! I have just realised something horrific! I'm not sure if I should send a letter to the princesses or what.. this is HUGE, SPIKE! WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT IF THIS IS THE END? WHAT IF BILL CIPHER...

:applejackconfused: :rainbowhuh: Dafq?!

...Ponyville being Gravity Falls?

...That's a :pinkiehappy:WONDERFUL IDEA:pinkiehappy:!

I will be bringing cake.

And she lied :rainbowlaugh:!

Spike looked up at her, not sure whether to feel screscared or excited.

What's "screscared" :applejackconfused:?

Meanwhile, the two pegusus...

Should be "pegasi". Also the comma is not required.

ARE WE IN A TV SHOW?

Ponies aren't supposed to know of television, are they :rainbowhuh:?

I don't believe anypony would notice the musical numbers, not even the princesses. But, if it was Luna's fault, why hide it? Would something unthinkable happen?

Cadence glared at the rwo sisters, and they grinned sheepishly back.

Heck's "rwo":rainbowhuh:? Oh! :facehoof:. "Two"!

"We can't just erase the whole world"s memory of her..."

Should be "world's" with an apostrophe.

"We will have to do to Twilight what we do to all who find out about CODE RED... "

Look, it was a terrible soda, but it’s not really worth freaking out about.

Well, this was definitely a random read, though it really explains a lot :rainbowlaugh: Noticed some typos here and there, could report them to you should you desire it to be so, Agent Sky-Blue.

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I’m pretty sure Pinkie knows cuz she’s Pinkie

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I think, she knows of their world's nature (just enough as to apply the rule of funny and to defy physics), but TV is not invented there. I can't recall TV-s not running on electricity, and ponies don't use it in everyday life... Unless they need a microphone... But they need them rarely.

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