I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

mwap

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I wish I could just finish all the half-done stories I've got backlogged.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Original Works. It was a good run.

Damn lmao this site has plenty reason to leave

You would shudder to think of the things I have written

Fuck this fandom.

All I have to say is 'muu'. That is all~

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.

"'Descent into madness' implies you went unwillingly." College student, stupidly into gaming, voice actor hopeful.

henlo fronds

An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.

The other authors make it look so easy

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

"Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there."

A brony who's got a Master's in Physics.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Hungry for worms? No, hungry for words!

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

Just a guy who like ponies and words

The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.

Once a Bandle gunner, always a Bandle gunner.

Dumb gay retired writer. Used to run Neighvada Nights and BronyCon panels or something.

Necessity is the mother of my motivation. Don't ask who the father is.

I'm many former things.

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

Aspiring film editor. When I write I shoot for awesome and nothing less. Anti-censorship and pro free-speech.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

I write about horses and other creatures kissing. The gayest of kissing