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If you want some cover-art done, send me a message!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Done.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I have no idea what i'm doing.

♫ we can dance if we want to ♪

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Thank you to all who serve, and all who have served.

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

loves tiaras.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I'm a mixed basket. Check me out!

Retired, but I still check in.

I'm that one guy who wrote those things about that show.

The Master at taking forever to do anything.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

If you can't laugh at anything, the world turns into a very dull place. Dead turtles, for instance...hilarious.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Welcome to my content. I like writing stories (which is luckily what the site is for) I write what I want, that's how I roll. WARNING: I attempt to counter my shitty writing by writing lots of stories