Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I really need an actual a better avatar.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

Booping, romance, silly stuff, drama, I write it all. Mostly just booping, though.

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

A fellow traveler...

loves tiaras.