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Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Are you not entertained?

Just some guy, riding out his time.

Deep into that dorkness peering...

An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.

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Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

What is this "Chill" you speak of.

This is fiction. But it is based...

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

Just a guy that writes fan fiction from time to time.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

What's that smell? Is it blood?!... No, it's a Snickers bar... But what is inside?

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

A writer from Finland. Don't know if there's anything else to add really.

Note here, not much to say other than I love to write. My dyslexia is a huge obstacle when it comes to that, but I still enjoy sharing my stories, especially about King Sombra, my favorite villain!

Avert your eyes.

Registering on recommendation of a great many folks.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫