I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

It's called a hustle, sweetheart.

Ponies.

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Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

I used to be relevant!

Who let the dogs out?

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

I contribute to the abomination machine that is My Little Pony fan fiction.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

I am No One

No bio here. Just a box.

"In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

Once upon a time, I knew a Ukrainian prince. I hope he's okay

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I primarily make YouTube videos, but I like to write too. This is where my pony writing goes. Typically adventure or dark, lots of OCs, consistent updates not guaranteed, batteries not included.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDbWuUw5uY&feature=share&list=PL4QlcCPqZ1YWolgi_YX0A25t-rX6SLWoN&index=101

Diminutive Equine Novelist

I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5