just a not so normal highschooler

Writing stories ain't my strong suit but god damn I'm trying

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

Welcome sit down and I'll tell you a story...

Like a dragon, most of my time is spent hibernating, then pure terror. Also horse words.

A long shlong time ago in a phallacy, far far away, you freaking nerds made me type out this bio to enter your goofy website.

List of names past: Dovahbrony, Dragonborn of Steel, The Son of Sparda, The Chosen Undead, and Joshua Hawke

I mainly write weird stuff. Fimfic equivalent of how2basic

KFP-Empleado.

I'm just some brony from Texas. My favorite pony is Applejack. I'll be an editor for your stories upon request.

I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.

Hmm, been to long since I updated this... Anyway, I am Lord Fish. I am very English. And I have a top hat. That is all.

Nothing to see here, move along.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

A boy with a simple dream, and a lack of talent.

Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.

Aspiring film editor. When I write I shoot for awesome and nothing less. Anti-censorship and pro free-speech.

We're born by the Faith, made men by the Faith and inevitably our nature is undone, by the Faith.

Forever known as Mr. Diddelz

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Favorite Pony: 1: Fluttershy 2: Pinkie Pie 3: Rainbow Dash 4: Rarity 5: AppleDash 6: Twilight Sparkle

"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

An author who loves to write stories with hidden and not-so-hidden references in them. Also has a friend who shares his account and loves to chat with people. "'Sup!"