Bruh, i figured it out.

Elevator to the moon, whistlin' our favorite tune, tryin' to get a close up view.

If an ass goes traveling, he'll not come home a PONY - Thomas Fuller

"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

I'm not really Pinkie ;) But Pinkie is best pony.

My profile picture was procedurally generated

I'm a brony who likes pinkie dash and the colour green. Also I'm Irish.

got 2 cents, save it

I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

This is for the ones who dream/ Foolish as they may seem. [No longer active]

I'm a brony and I know it

ERROR: My phone won't play nice with Fimfic and is screwing over my avatar. For the record this is a picture of my dog with a jingly collar.

I once wrote a story, and it sucked, so I took it down. I might write something when I am better at writing. Other than that, I'm really just a random user.

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

just here cause i love reading... :)

It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun

I'd tell you a joke about the Golden Wrench, but you'll never get it.

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Starting over from scratch. Sorry.

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.