I'm here for a good time, not a long time

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

I'm a young author from Equestria with plenty of ideas.

This and That and a big striped cat.

Like a neglected and dejected pup, I roam. Also known as Swimmingly "Herr Direktor" Choppingston.

A derp trying to make sense of reality.

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Brony for life

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Who am I? A 43 year old history teach living a double life as a brony fanfic writer.

BAD TOUCH!