I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Anyone can go anywhere if they work hard enough.

A brony of few words who writes many.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

High-Tier Mediocrity | Commissions Open

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

Tired. Sometimes irked. Rarely mad. But always trying to smile. [What does a man need to do to get a cappuccino around here?]

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

"You don't know pain until you crave a conversation with someone who is no longer alive."

"You think you know me..."

Welcome to the other side of the fandom. Please sit back and relax, there are cookies and punch by the door.

Just your average british lad. I write things for a living. It’s the strangest living you’ll ever find, second only to my inability to take myself off of the grid.

“Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be.” -Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote

Not much to say except that I love video games, my favorite series being Star Fox and Mass Effect; reading, sports, etc. I have a separate FanFiction account where more of my stories can be found.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Don't let people stop you from using creativity. Some may be bad, some may be dreadful, but that's the thing with creativity. You create ways to make it even better. That's the creative truth.

Horrifically Fun

28-year old fanfiction writer from Russia.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

Providing a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite since 2012

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Mrrp