Humanity has spent thousands of years perfecting the indoors, so why would we want to go outside?
• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.
Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'
Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.
Pronouncing my name the way it was intended to be is the closest way to my heart.
Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.
Plain and simple Brony. (Loves Ding Dongs. (The chocolate kind(Not the weiner kind (Unless I'm in a good mood.))))
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
"You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer."
Fixation on death aside, this is lovely —Soge, accidentally describing my entire life
"He's not a geek, he's a geek with combat skills. That's why the ladies love him." -Flashpoint
My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M
Fun Fact: Draconmannulus is a combo of Latin words, draco (dragon) and mannulus (little pony). Basically Spike. And now you know Latin. You're a Roman.
Call me GB! ^_^ I enjoy writing colourful horse stories for you to enjoy. If you liked one of my stories, please share it with others and have a wonderful day!
I'm not a very prolific writer, but I'll try my best to be one worth reading. Constructive critism and advice will always be welcome. Thank you for your time.
Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.
Full time technician, small time/one-story fic writer. That's over 200,000 words in length. Fear my long windedness!
Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.
Hello I am Keetah/Paint Splotch. I am a cat from outer space, but sometimes a paint unicorn. I draw art for a living and I play too much TF2!! SPACECAT STUDIOS
I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-
Discomfort is the feeling of horizons expanding against a closed mind.
Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe
Half the time I don't even know how I do what I seem to do so well. I try not to think too hard on it, for fear of breaking myself in the process.
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
"It is beautiful, it is endless, it is full and yet seems empty."