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I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

sorry, but i don't do backstory. I'm just experienced, and this is my first time submitting it to the public.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

Knighty's Bitch

My favorites are cute things and video games! Praying for a cuter future!

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I type stories using my hands

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Hello! I'm an aspiring artist and writer from Honduras!

I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

irresistible

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Man of many talents and simple pleasures.

No bio here. Just a box.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

This space for rent.

The proprietor of the series known as 'Sweet Special-Nothings'. Well known for the story Hop, Skip, and a Jump! And First Date. Also wrote the Conversion Bureau tale, A Mare's Tail.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

8000 soldiers!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I miss the days--to all my fans and supporters, you were great. I leave a ghost, honest but neglected promises, and just the tip of the worlds I wished to share...

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

I pre-read for EqD, forward emails for EqD, and might write a fanfic one day!

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.

Follow me on Twitter @OddmentsShop and @EvilMortyr63 OG brony, lord of all things pony

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

All my things are horse things!