It has been a little over a year since I did anything involving FimFiction. I think. I dunno, math is hard.
First, I should state, no, I'm not dead.
Second, my future in the pones -

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Howdy howdy, how ya doing? No, I'm not dead, but pretty darn close. I've been doing stuff. And things.
But mostly, I've been doing nothing and I feel really bad for it. I haven't been having a very good pony-mood lately; It seems my pony drive is lacking with the recent withdrawal of new content. We'll see how it turns out when season 4 rears its equestrian head in my direction.

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I are a busy bee

Two new stories, an update, a worthless picture (that took my about five minutes) and another update on A Marvelous Rainbow (soon(tm)). I'm busy. Probably a fact that MAGO5 is in disdain over. I'd assume.
So yeah, I'mma bee now.

I just met you, and this is crazy,
But I wrote a new story based off my Daring Do one I wrote literally a year ago, so look at it maybe.

It's currently being mercilessly scrutinized by the Overlords of FimFiction, whose names are spoken only in the most hushed of tones.

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So sci-fi really loves aliens. I mean, it's kind of their backbone. But there comes a time when they decide "Hey, we hate humanity for some inexplicable reason; let's kill 'em!" And then that's what happens. That got me to thinking, What would be the worst aliens to attack Earth? Something that would be really devestating, and put up a fight.

I present to you, the most deadly alien invasion force I can think of;

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Alternate title: Why you should carry a machete

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...A second chance to carve-
Wait, wrong fandom.
To anyone who isn't in a coma/on a religious journey/ spacefaring/ blind, do I have news for you! I'm not dead! AGAIN! A miracle, isn't it?

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It's April and Wyoming, and you know what that means? Time for freak snowstorms! Within two hours, nearly six inches of snow fell. If you don't understand what that's like to drive through, imagine filling your pool with pea soup and wading through it. Then multiply that by four. To make it worse, I had to drive through it a total of 20-something miles (there and back) at 11:00 at night. So, yeah. Though this isn't related to anything literature, I just thought it'd be funny to share.

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Well... not really. But I did want to point out something about a thing that I saw at a point in time.
That thing would be Double Rainboom.

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That's right, Blergh.
Anywhoozles, onto the reason I wrote this blog;

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