"And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through him." - Col 3:17

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

hello my dear my name is princess pancake pony im going to lick you're soul and eat you

Drop on by. Take a load off. Ease all of those troubles you got, traveler. You're safe here.

Yee-haw! Howdy, sugarcube. Ah'm AJ. If you don't mind mah poor Inglish, (Ah didn't go to school that much) feel free to read my stories. Ah love reading and ah hope ya'll like reading too!

Dead Account

"If you are looking for fanfics, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career"

Any normal person would have stopped bothering by now.

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

I don't read your stories because I'm crazy. I'm crazy because I read your stories!

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

What fills and soothes the soul will vary, but for me, I will not know until I try.

Why does life always have to be so ironic?

Cherish the thought.

Sometimes I forget I have the social skills equivalent of a dried up worm on the edge of the sidewalk.

~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

Fuck this fandom.

I am Evangelina Valery Astaria Discordia. I will do anything to protect my kingdom and the one I love Eris H. Discordia also the kids we have.

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

I’m a feminist woman looking to write stories on a male dominated site. It’s an uphill battle but a satisfying one, only as long as I succeed.

If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Your friendly occasional writer of mediocre material and general observer of life who can't keep his mouth shut. Enjoy!

Night-horse is not entertained.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

I love psychology and writing. I tend to write origional/experimental stories. I am the head of the School for New Writers and the EFNW writing track. My new favorite quote is "Why so ˈsir-ē-əs?"

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

I'm CreepyPastaSalad and Sensuous Sonority on YouTube, and I perform audio readings.

Heart of my own heart, how can I let you go? Love of my life, why go where I cannot follow? Why must you leave me behind, to live on without you? My love, my love, what am I going to do without you?

Hey guys! This is where I post my Literature!!

Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart") He/him. Ponyfic Roundup reviews every Wednesday.

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Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

The RP account of Eris H. Discordia. If you have an RP in mind, just PM what you want and I'll make it happen.