I do be writing. You do be reading

I read a lot.

Servant of Sigmar, the Hammer, and the Empire!

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

Mostly harmless.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I write TF stuff. Commissions are open, $20 for 1000 words.

I'm alive? I'm alive!

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

beak enthusiast

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Welcome to my little den of sin, hope you enjoy your stay!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Aspiring writer and huge sci-fi fan. Also Luna is best pony.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Nickname: Hunter Gender: Male Nationality: British Favorite OTP: SoarDash