Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

space is a waste

"Leave it to Admiral Biscuit to enter the contest, write its first entry as well, and disprove my expectations in one fell swoop." —Chicago Ted

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Horrifically Fun

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

But I think the very worst name for this frog is-

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.