Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Austria #1

Amateur illustrator and MLP fan from West Virginia. Obviously my favorite food is hamburgers. And obviously Applejack is best pony.

What to say, what to say? Well I live in Utah, and I like Ponies, and Doctor Who, and Doctor Who combined with Ponies.

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

ACAB | Kinky aroace ♠️ | All pronouns accepted

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

I particularly enjoy the Equestria Girls setting and also have a soft spot for the CMC. Thanks for reading!

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

"Perhaps the story now goes beyond the book." - Cornelia Funke, Inkheart

Just a regular guy who loves writing wholesome stuff. =)

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Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I wish I could just finish all the half-done stories I've got backlogged.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

The magic comedy hoers.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

space is a waste

The RoboWriter.

I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

Sipping iced coffee, penning pony tales, and spreading love—embracing the sweetness of existence, one adventure at a time! (CLOSED) Kofi! Commissions!

The sexiest man you've ever met.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

I grew up in Texas and I am finally back in Texas for college working towards a computer science degree. Pooonniiieeeesssss.

Just your average albino 'sus with a passion for writing and a knack for procrastination! Feel free to hang around and give the stories a read, leave a comment, or just shoot me a PM and we can chat.

i am best barbeque. put your hamburgers on me.

If I'm not writing pone, I'm drawing pone. If I'm not drawing pone, I'm writing pone. This is my life now. Pone.

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

Guy who writes stories when he's bored. And hey, I've got nothing else to do.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

I write terrible fan fiction and I'm generally a terrible person; you only think I'm joking...

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford