Are you ever planning to get rid of that pfp btw? It's old at this point I like it. It's not anywhere close to summer, Twi It'll be summer again in a few months. Ugh I think Rarity is rubbing off on you. When are you changing your picture? It's old too at this point. I like it Do you like it because you like it or because you look cool in it? ...yes You do look cool in it, to be fair. Thanks Too bad it doesn't show off your wet shirt properly. Twi! And yet you say I'm the horny one You are the horny one. Well I am a unicorn, after all That's the fourth time you've made that joke this month. You're keeping track? Someone has to. Anyway. I ran into a roadblock while trying to figure out where the next portal might be. It feels like I might be missing something. Do you mind having a look at it tomorrow? I think I could need a hand here. Sure, Twi You know I'm always ready to lend you a hand ;) What was that about being the horny one? Oh come on! I make one joke One joke You've done a lot more than a single joke, Sunset. That's not I'm not that bad It'll take you five seconds of scrolling upwards to find a picture of you naked you sent, asking me to send you one of myself in return. While I was in class. ...okay But at least I don't have a picture of myself in a swimsuit as my profile picture! Sunset. You see me naked multiple times a week on average. And that swimsuit is probably the least sexy thing in my wardrobe. Legitimately. My regular CHS clothes looked hotter than that. Are you really that bothered by the idea of people seeing my shoulders? You know that's not what I meant Of course I do. But you're cute when you're upset. Hey! And you handle me better when you're angry. If you know what I mean. ... Sometimes I forget What? You're also a unicorn . You can have this round, Shimmer. Hah So anyway Are you worried about Pinkie, or is it just me? She does seem to be strange, lately. In non-Pinkie sorts of ways. Yeah And I think she's started to put on black makeup? And I mean enough of it for me to notice without being up close. Woah That's a thing, I guess Hmm Do you think she's going through a delayed teen edge phase? Didn't Pinkie have her 'edge phase' when she was a child? I don't know. I've never looked into her memory Well I've tried to. It's just, you know... Pinkie. Pinkie Well, we should at least hope it doesn't go the same way as our 'going insane with magic beyond our understanding' phases did. Honestly, I'd fear for the unknown magic's safety in Pinkie's case Which is why it's so worrying that it seems to actually be affecting her. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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Whoops, sorry! GhZZralkk knocked a superstring loose with his pickaxe. Don't worry, little flextape here, some quantum foam there, good as new.
You know, that's a funny way of putting it. My headcanon about the whole "new magic" thing i that Twilight won her wings in a game of thermodynamics, literally creating new energy from the metaphorical magic of friendship. The Charioteer isn't omniscient, or at least he claims not to be. If anypony can surprise him, I imagine it'll be Twilight, breaking the Third Law as she did the First. (At least in the sense of it being simplified as "You can't leave the game.") But I doubt direct confrontation is the way to do it.
As for my favorite pair of horny nerds... Well, time is running out for every universe. That could be Pinkie, could be something from outside the universe, could just be some jerk outside of Sunset's loft... We'll see in time.
Hey neat, image inserts. I'm glad they're picking up on Pinkie's weirdness despite being terminally horny. As for that last sentence...I think we can all tell where this is going.