Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher
Spirit of Loyalty: Chapter 3: Encore Performance OR (Concealment Is Not Rainbow’s Middle Name)
Dear Princess Celestia,
Just to make things clear, I did not come back to this shithole town I call home because you told me to. I had planned to go back to my rotting treehouse and rail on Fax Machine for the rest of the day, but since when have my plans gone my way?
Instead of that, I get dragged along to help search for Rainbow. Hence, I let Fax Machine do the rest of the work. Why don't we try siccing the druggie on her? That party mare can move so fast, its like she spams the jump button multiple times!
Now that I think about it... If a dirtpony can catch up with a pegasus it's no wonder Rainbow didn't succeed. Or, maybe she failed the written exam. Not surprising, actually. She is an airhead when it comes to learning.
Speaking of that bitch, Rainbow saved us the trouble of finding her by farting out a couple of rainbooms. If she didn't want to be found, she shouldn't have done that. Next time, she should try a bush disguise. Much more effective,
Hey, maybe once we find her, I can rub it in her dumb face on how much of a loser she is. Perhaps then I'll feel much better for wasting my entire day.
Your sexually deprived student,
Twilight Sparkle
Original Story Here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/147864/spirit-of-loyalty
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