Alright, line 'em up... We're taking each of these guys done one after the other.
Are we?
We are!
Are you sure?
Yeah I'm sure!
Alright...
Bring the first in.
Quietly, a little gray pegasi hopped onto stage with the same vacant but happy look in her lopsided eyes.
Ffffffffffffff...
--Know your mare, know your mare...
Derpy...
How did you get out of jail...?
"I used a door."
Five seconds in, and she's already giving me sass...
Derpy...
...runs Ponyville...
"Nooooo... I flies Ponyville. See? I've got wings."
Derpy...
...loves the doctor...
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh... Ummmmmmm... Nnnnnnno?"
Derpy...
...hates the doctor...
"No! I don't hate him!"
If you don't love him...
And you don't hate him...
How do you feel?
"He-he's... Y'know."
Derpy...
...thinks we know...
...y'know..?
"Ohhhhh! Now my wings are all flustered...!"
Derpy...
...is experiencing what some medically call a 'wing-boner'...
"Nuh-uh!"
Then why are they sticking up...?
"They aren't!"
They totally are...
Derpy looked around frantically, trying to force her wings down before finally stumbling off the stage and screaming into the darkness.
See?
Wasn't that much easier and cleaner, honey?
Don't patronize me...
Grumpy Gus... You can lead the next one!
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Its 'Muffins' now my dear,
Change em!
6088584 No.
6088584 I think it's just a placeholder name, what with Derpygate and all. It'll be hard getting used to it, if it actually is her name from now on, though