Know your mare, know your--
S-Sir...?
Sir!
Will you--
C-
Can I--
Can I talk...!?
On the stage below, the lump of pure stone just say there with no plans of moving what so ever.
Can I talk, please...?
Geez...
The mouth on this guy...
Some ponies these days...
Tom...
...he's mica be a rock...
...But he's no illiot..!
...
Tom...
...is a stone-cold--
Shut your mouth...!
I'm just talkin' bout Tom...
Shoo...
...I can dig it...
Stop infecting the boy's mind...
Tom...
...has a real hard-on for the queen...
...What's a hard-on...?
Something your mother can't make any stallion get...
WOAH!
Only-one-that-gets-it Got'em...!
Tom...
...Has great cleavage...
...Boo...
Boo...?
BOO...?!
BOO?!
Have you heard yourself this whole episode...!?
SHUT THE BUCK UP!
QUEENY!
Sorry...
Now you know...
...Tom...
...And that Queeny is a cranky-pants...
If she wore pants...
Stop helping him...
I lost track of this file A LOOOOOOOONG time ago. No time like the present, right? By the way, I should be updating the wedding later today. Also, I'd like you to go look at Discordia some time; I finished a chapter there that I think is a REAL winner.
Page generated in 0.065 seconds
Total duration
918 users online
1,174,930 hits today, 2,123,720 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
its odd to find a lost chapter that really was lost but good none the less
Here we go again. Back into the feature box.
I doubt anyone on this site hasn't even heard of this story.
Still awesome, and still deserving the feature though!
Tom really is quite the chatterbox once you get to know him.
Why for the life of me can't I remember what song the "Tom...is a stone-cold--" "Shut your mouth...!" "I'm just talkin' bout Tom..." part is from. Please, what freaking song was that from?
2985991 Shaft.
2986017 Thank you Flinx!
2507849 I know right?
It's a bit shocking after reading incredibly long fanfictions that this is only 55 thousand words. I just finished an almost 300 thousand word fanfic.
2985554 i was Born in Mississippi so I won't judge you and if some pony else does then buck them!
2987256
She gives me a hard on.
This episode must never have aired because of how scandalous it was... Just imagine, the Gentleman Tom acting in such a manner!
I get the cleavage joke cause, all solids have a cleavage, like diamond, crystals. other gemstones or rocks