Set on stage, Spitfire eyed down the strange new surroundings. "Did this place go through some changes or something?"
Hup! Two, three, four...
Hup! Two, three, four...
Suddenly, an accompany of flutes rang through the stage and a set of spotlights lit Spitfire.
Know your mare is about to start...
Time to dis an uptight tart...
"What did you just call me?"
Not afraid to shout at grunts...
Sadly she's a total putz...
"Will you stop singing!?"
Spitfire here yelled at us...
That's when it comes to likin' her, no one does...
"My team likes me and my students like me. And that last line was over the bars of the song."
Thought she told us all to stop...
Her ideas tend to flip and flop...
"Why are you even singing in that way?"
Army songs are what you know...
Forcing ponies to step in toe...
"It's a training method. It weeds out the weak."
Her rules are a messy and very fussy...
Contrary to the fact that she's a hussy...
"We're back on calling me a skank again? Didn't you three get enough of that last time?"
Out of lines we have now run...
Hit Spitfire now with a brick of tons...
"A brick of what?" out from the side, a sack of ridged bricks flung out from the darkness and knocked Spitfire off the stage with a loud crash.
Now you know Spitfire bolt...
So said Discord and his little colt!
...Can we please stop singing now...?
Lines read in "I don't know what I've been told" Rhythm.
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If I die in a combat zone, box me up and ship me home!
And if I die on the pony front, bury me with some pony c*nt!
Yes, best army song ever!
Is what I immediately thought of. Good times. Good times.
And Spitfire is still best pony.
1805147 Now I wonder how long it will be until someone PMV's that with Spitfire as Colonel Hathi.
Marching songs here you go
I half-expected her to go Full Metal Jacket on them...
Yay, I caught up! No, seriously, I read all 127 chapters today. Now favoriting.
(The Sweetie Belle chapter is my favorite, and it always will be. c:)
Army songs, always awesome.
Ya it was weird seeing spitfire act different...but training can change a gal
i are you going to do any for iron will, steven magnet, snips and snails, or the flim flam brothers.
iron will is the world champ reference to his VA being hercule from dragonball z
should have just been on giant brick
I was about to make a comment on that over-the-bar line, but then Spitfire did it for me. Nice.