I thought my life was going well for me. Fought a girl turned demon and grew a pair of wings as a bonus, fought three sirens, made friends with a princess from another world and made friends with a cute girl who turned into said demon, but hey no one perfect.

Honestly my life couldn't have gotten better.

Then Anon-a-miss happen.

Now my life went from awesome with friends that has my back, to shit in a hand-basket in ten seconds flat.

Anon tore our school apart, secrets revealed left and right with no regard to who got hurt. At first I thought Sunset was behind it... only found out that was far from the truth.

My story begins on the day I died, sacrificed to save one of my friends from my mistakes.

(So you know this is a isekai type story)

What if you had the ability to control time? So much so that you're basically able to do anything? My answer, is make some friends! Now if only everypony wasn't afraid of me.

This was it, it was Anon's last day that he was allowed to live with Twilight rent-free. She had gotten sick of him lounging about the library eating all the food and complaining.

He had already tried to move in with the other girls of the mane six, but he quickly decided not to when he remembered all of their own quirks.

Finally giving in Anon decides to get a job, he becomes the Ponyville therapist.

Rated T for cursing and sexual/mature references (no clop).

The Wasteland: a place where all that is good and pure dies. Men may hold to ideals they find good, yet they can rarely ever meet them. Democracy, freedom, safety, all are just words to be thrown around by corrupt bureaucrats wanting to secure more power. A place where the hero is the villain, and the madmen are the heroes.

Equestria: the land of plenty, where ponies can go their entire lives without a single issue or problem. Where the good are told they thrive, and where ponies are told no evil survives. Freedom, safety, harmony, the ideals everything is supposed to meet. The heroes have time to throw parties, and the villains are never heard from.

Yet all it takes is one man to save both the realms. One man to cleanse the Wasteland, and one man to reveal the truth to the Equestrians.

The Courier.

After dying in a predictably stupid car accident, a human wakes up paralyzed and unable to see or feel anything... which seems reasonable for the aftermath of an argument with a truck, until Celestia starts talking and he figures out that he's dreaming that he's Discord. And then the Elements set him free and he figures out no, actually, this isn't a dream. Begins right before "Keep Calm and Flutter On", and the first few chapters crib a lot of dialogue from that.

Not Displaced, but it is one of those "human wakes up in the body of an Equestrian supervillain" stories. However. Fellow Discord fans. Trust me, I'm not gonna write a story about our boy where the real thing never makes an appearance. The actual Discord will show up sooner or later. Also not a self insert, as should be obvious if you listen to the main character talk about himself for about 30 seconds.

This is a commission for The Bird, but the original story idea was mine and I take credit for everything except the impetus to actually write the damn thing.

Tags are a complete guess, I actually have no idea how to tag this thing.

Almost every brony that has ever been in Fimfiction.net has seen a 'HiE as pony' story.

They usually are fairly predictable, with a few plot twists perhaps, but the general pattern is similar.

A mystical force/accident sends a completely unprepared human into the land of the ponies, and he must then undergo a journey of self discovery/destiny, as a human OR pony.

So what happens when a human is actually prepared with all the knowledge he'd need from the first two seasons of the show? And when Equestria isn't quite as predictable as he hoped?

This is that tale.

Writer: JustAnotherEarthPony
Editor: I'mMrNoobHeadFU1

A lone clone trooper finds himself waking up within the dark confined transportation bay of an L.A.A.T. he'd been riding on. He learns quickly that he's apparently the only surviver of a harsh crash landing, leaving the ship in heavy disrepair.

With nothing to gain by simply sitting there, the clone ventures out in an attempt to find civilization and hopefully make his way back to the Grand Republic, and the galaxy-wide war. However, he soon realizes that this task isn't gonna be an easy one, and this planet seems to host quite a few oddities and mysteries. From its population of colorful ponies, griffins, dragons, and tons more creatures, to its primitive technology and mystical ways of life.

But another factor is quick to present itself, for this entire planet and its inhabitants are blissfully unaware of the blazing war that's raging just beyond their skies. A war that could come raining down on them and destroy their peace in seconds...

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After an expedition into the Everfree Forest ends in disaster, Applejack and Rainbow Dash take refuge in an abandoned cabin until morning.

This is probably a poor decision, but it's only one night, after all. How bad could it be?

Dante attended a con with his two pals John and Tony. Everything was going pretty well... Until they met the merchant.

Now? Now he's feeling Cooler...

But he misses his friends, and he plans to find them... Somehow. Hopefully his five (or so) new friends, and one purple science psycho, can help him achieve that goal... Maybe.

Planning to tie this in with my other two stories Promising Shadows and Son of a Kaiju

If you asked about Jaune Arc, you'd hear things like how he cheated into Beacon Academy, how no one cared for him from there on before vanishing then presumed dead by everyone.

If you asked about Discord, however, you'd hear tales about how with his power he threw Equestria into chaos, was turned into stone by the princess, returned only to be re-sealed and befriended the Element of Kindness.

But what would happened if Jaune Arc and Discord turned out to be the same person, and if unwanted guests happened to show up? Bad memories from a time forgotten will come back and teams RWBY and NPR will soon know not to anger a God of Chaos.

All rights reserved, I do not own RWBY or My little Pony, they belong to Rooster Teeth and Hasbro respectively (Also the pic ain't mine either, so credit to the artist.)