A.K. Yearling has writer's block.

Perhaps her pony friends can help her.

Rainbow Dash, excited to find out the results of her submission to the Wonderbolts Academy, gathers her friends to join her in opening the letter.

The contents of the letter change her life.

*starts off in S3E07, Wonderbolts Academy, rated for the person I am using in this kinda-sorta-almost-crossover*

It is a little-known fact that all living beings are born with a finite amount of bucks to give. It is little-know due to the fact that most ponies will die long before all of their bucks could been given. But Twilight Sparkle seems to give a buck about everything, and she's depleting her storage far too quickly. This is what happens when Twilight Sparkle runs out of bucks.

inspired by the youtube video: "Not Giving A F**k" by JonLajoie

13th June 2015 UPDATE - New chapters will feature parodies of existing fanfics. No fanfic shall be safe from being parodied and made light-hearted fun of, Nostalgia Critic / Retsupurae-style!

Just a bunch of strange, illogical, and downright-weird stories that were clogging up my mentally-challenged mind, which will make you laugh, make you cry, and make you ask "Why?"

There is no plot. There is no purpose. There is just randomness. Randomness in all its...um...randomness.

You might find it easier to think of these short tales as something you'd see in an ASDF.Movie cartoon, if it helps you 'understand' the point. Although there is none.

Somehow, a mass of multicolored, repulsive ponies has arrived in Equestria. The only way to get rid of them? War and cruddy comedy.

These are the results of the Fimfiction Writes Ponies! project, in which almost a hundred users were allowed editing access to a single Google document, with the final goal of writing a coherent story about colorful ponies.

This... is their story. It is the tale of Mecha-Trixie. It is the tale of Lord Apep, who ate the sun. It is the tale of the shattered multiverse, the permeable boundaries of which may cause the end of all Equestria. Rarity may or may not be eaten by a ghost-shark at the end of things. It is enormous. It cannot be described in mere words. Read it.

Go forth, my friends, and know that this is what Fimfiction has wrought.

If you want to see the original thing in its unvarnished glory, feel free to check out the Google doc, locked for editing but now open to public viewing.

Credits for The Wonderful Folks Who Helped Make This Happen

The zombie apocalype has come.

And gone.

Half of Equestria doesn't even notice.

The other half doesn't seem to care.

Picture by Alasou

Luna, sister to Princess Celestia, and Princess of the Moon, has been hiding a secret that she has kept from everypony, even long before she had been transformed into Nightmare Moon...

She has been killing ponies while they slept, taking their souls to who knows where...

What thoughts in her mind have clouded her sanity, and driven her to do what all ponies consider to be the most heinous and unforgivable crime in all of Equestria? What happens when she takes a loved one far too soon before their time, and her horrible secret is brought to light?

MLP has been known for six best friends going through different adventures. What no one talks about is that original part of Applejack was played by a male. Things didn't work out after he impregnated half the cast.

Shining Armor and Princess Cadance are happily married, but how did they first get together? They had an interesting first date that they would never forget.

How did their first date go? Well, it depends on which one you ask.

A story of young love and no matter how bad things may go, if you have your heart in the right place, anything is possible.

This story has not been fully edited yet, i apologize for anything sloppy.