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// You're As Dumb As A Rock! 
// Story: My Little Random 
// by UniqueSKD 
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Scootaloo walked out of the front doors of the Ponyville schoolhouse, her face bright red with embarrassment, Diamond Tiara and her friend/lackey/toilet-scrubber Silver Spoon trailing just behind the orange pegasus filly, laughing at her mockingly as she strode away, trying to shut out their insults.

"I always knew you Cutie Mark Crusaders were dumb, but that YOU called your wings 'wing-boners'? That was really dumb!", the bitchy pink filly jeered, as the tiara on her head suddenly floated away. For some reason.

"Yeah. Miss Cheerilee will always look at you from now on, and think, 'wow, that pegasus is REALLY dumb!', and it'll be all funny like, because it'd be true!", Silver Spoon added in, while spitting on Diamond Tiara's feet and polishing her dominatrix mistress' hooves.

"I AM NOT DUMB!" Scootaloo yelled over her shoulder at the two chuckling bitches - er, I mean - fillies behind her. She glared at them with daggers in her eyes. Which she pulled out afterwards. With hooves. Somehow.

Diamond Tiara and Silver Splooge just laughed at the poor pegasus filly's agitation. Scootaloo stood there and glared at them both, her mind weaving together a scene of bloody, decapitated upper-class snobs scattered all over the school grounds.

"You are so dumb, Scootaloo!" Diamond Bitch nastily giggled, when her laughter calmed down enough that she could speak. "In fact, you're so dumb, you're like a rock! You're as dumb as a rock, Scootaloo!"

"Nice one, DT! Funny and true at the same time!" said the butt-kissing grey filly, who was busy sorting out her mistress' schedule for tomorrow morning, moving 'Laugh at CMC' over to next Monday.

Just as Scootaloo was about to say something back, a shadow suddenly fell over the two giggling bullies, who did not notice until it was too late, as a massive boulder suddenly landed on top of them both, crushing them whole underneath, and causing the ground to shake from the impact. When the world had finally stopped shaking, a grey earth mare with a grayish-violet mane and tail peeked over from the top of the boulder, an emotionless expression on her face.

Staring down at the confused and shocked orange pegasus, the mare said in a flat tone, "Nopony makes fun of my rocks."