"...and that is why you'll find life to be so much better without your cutie marks!" Starlight Glimmer concluded her speech. She looked at Double Diamond who took in everything she had said with a look of uncertainty.
"So?" she asked him, striding up to his side, "would you like to surrender your cutie mark forever and become a resident of this wonderful town?" She gave him a wide hopeful smile.
Double Diamond tapped his chin with his hoof. "Geez, I...I don't know," he began. "I mean, I'm sure living here would be great and all, but spending my life here without my cutie mark...I don't know I could go through with something like -"
"If you stay I promise to censor any and all homosexual fan art that Bronies draw of you," Starlight Glimmer interrupted.
Double Diamond's eyes went wide with interest, and he flashed Starlight a huge grin as he spun around and raised her rear end to her. "Deal! Take it now!"
Starlight Glimmer smirked as she levitated her Staff of Sameness and brought it towards Double Diamond's cutie mark. "Excellent. Now, you may feel a prick..."
Starlight Glimmer's eyes shifted aside and narrowed. "..but at least you'll be on the same level as everypony else here," she muttered.
"Sorry, what was that?" Double Diamond piped up, lifting his head to look at her.
Starlight Glimmer shook her head. "Oh, nothing. Let's get that thing off your ass, shall we?" she said, and began working her magic.