//------------------------------// // Chapter C̖̟̘͖̦͎͕̞̮̙͉̣͓̫̠̊̉̂ͧ̎̑̇̇̽͆ͪ̑̏͛̈̽̚̕͜͝h̴̺̗͖̙̹͙̰̩͈͓̪̭̞͚̯͆ͫ̓̄̊̇ͪ̿̍͊ͦ͒̅͌ͮ̓́͞ͅA͊ͯ̓̋҉̵̴̯̟͉͎̘̺̙͉͕͙͟ó͇̭͔̹̖̮̫̣͈̲ͫͫ̆̌̀͟͡͡͞S̴̡͖̙̪̙͈̟̙̳̎͒ͥ̽̋̓͗ͣ̾͒͋͌̕͟. or, How Apep Learned To Channel Z͍̻̤̣̰͍̗̳̬̬̬͔͔̼͙̫̺̱̖͛ͧ͆͌̾̒͆̏̚͘͝a̸̛̪̘̥͍ͥ͑̀͛͐͛̋͑ͤ̌ͩ̿ͬ̚̚͢͡ͅĻ̛̖̣͇̥̜̽̽ͬ̑͆͗̒ͪ̑͗̒̃ // Story: Fimfiction Writes Ponies! // by Obselescence //------------------------------// Once upon a time, there lived a giant snake-thing named Apep that ate stars. He was handsome, powerful, handsome, awesome, handsome, captivating, but above all he was handsome. Was it mentioned that he was handsome? Yes? Okay, on with the ‘story’. One day, Apep got bored swimming about hither and thither like some kind of weird giant snake-thing (Did we mention he was a giant snake-thing? Yes, okay, on with this.) He decided to stop doing it. He wasn’t sure why he’d started, and he had no idea how it would help him address the problems with his life. Because, you see, Apep was furious with his enemies. Coral, King Arthur, Billy Mays and Twilight Sparkle; the whole lot! He wanted to consume the daytime, and no one would ever stand in his way. Taking a deep breath, he called forth the one being he knew would help him even the score.