My Little Random

by UniqueSKD

Fluttershy Tries Nutella

When Fluttershy heard the toast pop out of her toaster, she wasted no time in taking it out and putting it onto a plate. She then turned to open up one of her cupboards,and rummaged around looking for something, throwing various items out of her way as she did. Some of these items included a hairbrush, a Rainbow Dash plushie, a book on sexual poses by somepony named Molestia, Fluffle Puff, a plunger, a carrot, Fluffle Puff again, and a cane with Twilight's face carved onto one end.

The yellow pegasus eventually found what she was looking for - a jar of Nutella spread. Having never tried it before, she was ever eager to finally have an excuse to sample a taste.

Prying the lid off of the jar - which proved exceedingly difficult considering she had hooves, and eventually had to get Angel to lend her a paw - she took up a knife in her mouth, cut her tongue a little, shouted some curse words that nearly got the show taken off the air, took up the knife in her mouth again albeit with more care this time, and dipped it into the jar of Nutella. Getting a nice piece of the chocolate onto her knife, she then proceeded to spread it across her toast, swishing the blade back and forth across the toast.

Putting the knife away into the sink, Fluttershy then returned to her toast, now with Nutella spread upon it, and picked it up in both her hooves.

She brought it close to her face, and she opened her mouth.

She brought her teeth down upon her toast...

...and suddenly spontaneously combusted.

Author's Note:

Nutella spread.

It's that good.

Comments

[Forgotten Legends]

whelp you wants cooked pegasi.

Mmm, tastes like chicken.

[SolongStarbird]

4167017 Just like squid on a stick...

[Forgotten Legends]

4167042 I don't like squid so whatever

[SolongStarbird]

4167048 have you ever watched surf's up?
It's a reference.

[Forgotten Legends]

4167057 Yes I have, and it was THE WORST MOVIE EVER!

[SolongStarbird]

4167060 tastes like chicken.....

[UniqueSKD]

4167474 Hey, I welcome haters, man! They generate publicity! XD

Bring the haters on, we don't give a fuck! XD

[Zytharros]

Nutella is more hazelnut than chocolate.
But still. I usually eat the spread straight from the ja...
Erm, on a piece of toast.

[Rootbeer Dew]

As directed by Michael Bay.

[keam]

4168184
I eat it out of the ja... Ehh, on toast to! (or on Mashmallow. Ever tasted Nutela dipped Marshmallows? Otherwise, try it!)

[Zytharros]

4172779
I'm going to have to try that some time. Marshmallows. Never thought of that.

[keam]

4173040
Yep. that's what we good old scouts do! No camp is complete without late night's arouned the camp fire (when we are supposed to sleep, but we don't want to and the ledares fall asleep before us) with a big jar of Nutela and a big bag of Marshmellows!

[Zytharros]

4173048
I've never been a scout.

I once knew a guy who went on a nature survival challenge with about ten other people. They were to go into the wilderness and try to survive. Everyone lost ten pounds, except him.

He gained twenty.

He was the type of guy to eat everything and anything because he lived for nature.

It was interesting to listen to him.

[keam]

4173082
I imagain....I only told how I learned to love the sweet taste of Nutela dipped Marshmellows! It is the best!

[Zytharros]

4173088

Thanks for the food idea!
Haven't had a marshmallow in a while...

[keam]

4173099

[The Slending Angel]

SPC. Nutella is just THAT good.

[Ice Star]

I don't like nutella......

[thatonerandombrony]

4173048
Eeyup

[luna the writer]

5649704 !