My Little Random

by UniqueSKD

'Used' Toys

Author's Note:

Credit goes out to Forgotten Legend, who came up with the idea for this chapter.

"So," the Lyra Plushie toy started as she turned to her companion sitting next to her on the bed, "how many times does your stallion 'play' with you every day?"

The patchwork doll sat there holding herself, shivering and trembling, her loose red button eye waving about as she mumbled something about 'want it, need it spells', and 'that big red monster'.

The Lyra Plushie nodded her head, her friend's reaction answering her question. "Well, so long as he cleans you up afterwards, right?"

The patchwork doll muttered something in response, something that sounded like "machine-washable," and "too much fabric-softener."

Comments

[Forgotten Legends]

Good Job Unique. I have to say that was funny. looks like smarty got raped.

[UniqueSKD]

4166576 Looks like?

Oh, er, yeah, of course...'looks' like...totally what I was going for...

[Forgotten Legends]

4166580 I gotta ask does Smarty refer to Big Mac or his rod as a montser?

[UniqueSKD]

4166585 I'll let you decide on that one, cause' I'm not touching that one with a 80ft pole.

[Forgotten Legends]

4166590 Oh do you mean yours or a wooden one?

I have other ideas for chapters just wait and see

[UniqueSKD]

4166621 Let's find out.

(grabs your pony and throws it)

FUCKING FLY!

[UniqueSKD]

4166733 Randomness, my friend. Randomness. You knew what you were getting into, unless you failed to read the description. XD

[UniqueSKD]

4166747 Hey, sometimes, you just have to not give a damn what you write, right? XD

[deli73]

"Varying degrees of WTF"
No kidding.