Unique wiped his hoof with a sheet of tissue, scrunching it into a paper ball and disposing of it by throwing it into a wired waste basket.
"Well," Unique sighed as he cleaned up his bed sheet and put his collection of pornographic MARE'S XTRA magazines away in his safety box. "Here's to another lonely Hearth's Warming Eve, no special somepony y my side, only myself for company, jerking my ownself off..."
The smell of semen lingered in the air.
5649629 Sometimes writing nonsense makes for a good writing exercise.
5649660 Which chapter would that be?
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ALL OF THEM!!!!