• Published 31st Mar 2014
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My Little Random - UniqueSKD



A bunch of very short stories and fanfic parodies so magnificently random and bizarre, that they're bizarrely good. Maybe. Probably.

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Hearth's Warming Eve

Unique wiped his hoof with a sheet of tissue, scrunching it into a paper ball and disposing of it by throwing it into a wired waste basket.

"Well," Unique sighed as he cleaned up his bed sheet and put his collection of pornographic MARE'S XTRA magazines away in his safety box. "Here's to another lonely Hearth's Warming Eve, no special somepony y my side, only myself for company, jerking my ownself off..."

The smell of semen lingered in the air.

Author's Note:

Happy Hearth's Eve to you all, you lucky *astards.