• Published 31st Mar 2014
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My Little Random - UniqueSKD



A bunch of very short stories and fanfic parodies so magnificently random and bizarre, that they're bizarrely good. Maybe. Probably.

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Chicken

"Good morning, everypony!" Cheerilee said cheerfully as she took her seat at the front desk.

"Good morning, miss Cheerilee!" her class replied back, beaming smiles and innocent looks on their sweet little faces.

Cheerilee giggled and took out her pen as she pulled a clipboard out. "Alright, class. Time to see who's here today." She looked to her clipboard as she called each student's name out. "Applebloom?"

"Here!" a familiar country voice answered.

Cheerilee nodded as she ticked the box next to the name. "Sweetie Belle?"

"I'm here!" a squeaky voice piped up.

Cheerilee ticked off another box. "Scootaloo?"

"BWAK BWAK BWA-KAW!" came the reply.

Cheerilee nodded her head in confirmation, ticking off Scootaloo's name.

"Okay, that's all three Cutie Mark Crusaders then. Now, is Original Character here today?"

Author's Note:

Because chick-chick-chicken jokes, yes?