13th June 2015 UPDATE - New chapters will feature parodies of existing fanfics. No fanfic shall be safe from being parodied and made light-hearted fun of, Nostalgia Critic / Retsupurae-style!
Just a bunch of strange, illogical, and downright-weird stories that were clogging up my mentally-challenged mind, which will make you laugh, make you cry, and make you ask "Why?"
There is no plot. There is no purpose. There is just randomness. Randomness in all its...um...randomness.
You might find it easier to think of these short tales as something you'd see in an ASDF.Movie cartoon, if it helps you 'understand' the point. Although there is none.
Chapters (28)
I am amused.
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Reminds me of my random fic What the Heck, except a little more cohesive.
4161948 This fanfic is just a bunch of bollocks I thought I'd write to get crap out of my head, and to make someone laugh. XD
4162317
I love doing that. I like reading that kind of thing, too. It allows me a look into the insanity of my fellow authors.
I... approve?
4162545 It's funny because it's true. XD
You have now made Maud one of my favorite ponies
4162682 Stick around, because the other chapters are going to get wonderfully much worse and random. HE HE HE!
(body parts detach themselves and float off in different directions)
...
Where's my brain bleach?
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.......
Magikarp Girl! Go! Use Splash attack!
4162867 Oh, you read the new chapter, I see? XD
Well, it gets a lot more weird and worse.
hnnnng... keck!
4163011 I follow you because you braved the coffee chapter, I assume?
4163090 Wow, a strong stomach pays. Thanks for the follow!
Wat.
4163523 Exactly...
(flies out of your bedroom window)
My sides!
4163706 My front and back! XD
4163872 My stories made you sick? Then my work is done. XD
Have a Follow for your bravery, soldier!
What? I don't understand this.
4163921 That's the point. There IS no point or plot to the chapters. Just beautiful, beautiful randomness.
Ah, Discord would be envious right now...
4163921 I understand this
She married a Dalek
4164008 That then destroyed the cathedral.
4163986 Yeah, pretty much the reaction I'd expect to happen afterwards. Yeah.
4163523 agreed
4163006
Do you ship Unique and Magikarp?
4164047 Hey what can I say?
Sometimes, you just have to not give a fuck. XD
4164051 Fluttershy and Magikarp. It shall be done!
4164061
Yeah!
Of course, Flushy will be the submarine.
Oh! Wrong kind of ship.
Need. Vodka. STAT.
Bow-ties are cool.
Here comes Maud.
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The glasses stay safe, the story deems its significance.
Awww.
meh
Good Job Unique. I have to say that was funny. looks like smarty got raped.
4166576 Looks like?
Oh, er, yeah, of course...'looks' like...totally what I was going for...
4166580 I gotta ask does Smarty refer to Big Mac or his rod as a montser?
4166585 I'll let you decide on that one, cause' I'm not touching that one with a 80ft pole.
4166590 Oh do you mean yours or a wooden one?
I have other ideas for chapters just wait and see
I wonder if my pony can fly?
4166621 Let's find out.
(grabs your pony and throws it)
FUCKING FLY!
WTFDIJR?!
4166733 Randomness, my friend. Randomness. You knew what you were getting into, unless you failed to read the description. XD
4163523
4164047
Yep
4166747 Hey, sometimes, you just have to not give a damn what you write, right? XD
4164316
Exactly
"Varying degrees of WTF"
No kidding.
Staring down at the confused and shocked orange pegasus, the mare said in a flat tone, "Nopony makes fun of my rocks."
NOPONY!!!!!