The door to Twilight's library swung open, making the unicorn jump in fright at the sound of the thud. When she turned around, she saw a strange two-legged white creature standing in the doorway, staring at her with a maniacal grin on its face, and a look that seemed to be saying, 'look out, I might rape something'.
"Wha-what in Equestria are you?" Twilight stammered, eyes wide in shock at the sight of such an unusual creature that she certainly had never ever seen before (cough - Equestria Girls! - cough!)
"Hi! I'm Anonymous and I'm a human from the real world who just got teleported to Equestria for some strange unexplainable reason and I'm going to spend the next month or so struggling to adapt to this strange technicolor world of ponies and magic and shit while trying to find a way to get back home and I'll have some random and sometimes funny adventures with the inhabitants of this town and then I will inevitably fall in love with either you or one of your friends and have sex with them and decide right after getting one of you pregnant that I want to stay in this world forever not even caring if my old friends and family miss me or wonder where I have gone so just letting you know that right now Miss Twilight!" the creature blurted out all in one breath, before turning around and speeding away from the library, leaving a confused and bewildered Twilight alone to absorb that bizarre scene.
"What the hell just happened right now?" she asked herself.
Herself shrugged. She didn't know what the hell happened either.