My Little Random

by UniqueSKD


Diamond Tiara (And Silver Spoon) In Hospital

Diamond Tiara groaned as she tried to move about on her not-so-comfortable bed, her attempts to do so restricted by the casts and bandages that riddled her body, along with the IV hooked up to her right foreleg and the overhanging sling that suspended her left hind-leg in the air.

The constant beeping of the monitor by her bedside was steadily getting on her nerves, and the stiffness of the bed she laid upon was not doing her any good.

Still, at least she could talk. Unlike Silver Spoon, who was lying on her own bed beside her. Her entire body was wrapped up in bandages, and all of her legs were suspended in the air by overhanging slings. She kind of looked like a mummified filly. Oddly enough, even her braids were bandaged, and her glasses even had their own hospital bed.

Why did the doctors give the glasses a plasma 45'inch television and games console?

Diamond Tiara sighed and went back to looking at the ceiling.

"Stupid Scootaloo," the pink bitch muttered under her breath. "Stupid dumb rocks."

The faint sound of crashing and screaming suddenly was heard from the floor above. Diamond Tiara stared at the ceiling in confusion, wondering what in the wide, wide world of Equestria was going on upstairs.

And then something large and grey smashed through the ceiling, and Diamond Tiara's scream came out too late, as a massive boulder suddenly covered her vision, along with the rest of her and her hospital bed.

As doctors and nurses ran around the place trying to make sense of what had happened, and trying to come to terms with what in the world had smashed its way down from the roof and through around six floors, a familiar grey Earth pony with a grayish-violent mane and tail peeked over the side from atop the boulder, wearing an emotionless look on her face.

"Bitch, what did I tell you back in Chapter One of this fanfic?", she said in a flat tone of voice.

She then began throwing pebbles at Silver Spoon. For the dull fun of it.