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// Chapter 4: When S:yay:T GETS REAL! 
// Story: Fimfiction Writes Ponies! 
// by Obselescence 
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Chapter 4: When ST GETS REAL!

Deep within the Everfree Forest, something horrific had just occurred. "Trixie, what did you do?!" Twilight gasped, looking onwards at the grand, metallic being that had formerly been Trixie Lulamoon.

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"It doesn’t look so shiny to me!" Twilight stared in confusion while Robo-Trixie tinkered at her throat. A second later, her voice emanated from the mechanical mouth. 

"Ⓐⓗ, ⓜⓤⓒⓗ ⓑⓔⓣⓣⓔⓡ," the cyborg unicorn purred. "Ⓝⓞⓦ, ⓐⓢ Ⓘ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓢⓐⓨⓘⓝⓖ," Trixie said before standing up, a convenient thundercloud appearing behind her.

"Ⓘ, ⓉⒽⒺ ⒼⓇⒺⒶⓉ, ⒶⓃⒹ ⓅⓄⓌⒺⓇⒻⓊⓁ ⓉⓇⒾⓍⒾⒺ, ⒽⒶⓋⒺ ⒷⒺⒸⓄⓂⒺ ⓉⒽⒺ ⓂⓄⓈⓉ ⓅⓄⓌⒺⓇⒻⓊⓁ ⒷⒺⒾⓃⒼ ⒾⓃ ⒶⓁⓁ ⓄⒻ ⒺⓆⓊⒺⓈⓉⓇⒾⒶ! ⓌⒾⓉⒽ Ⓐ ⒷⓄⒹⓎ ⒻⒾⓉ ⒻⓄⓇ Ⓐ ⒼⓄⒹⒹⒺⓈⓈ! ⓈⓄⓄⓃ, ⒶⓁⓁ ⓄⒻ ⒺⓆⓊⒺⓈⓉⓇⒾⒶ ⓈⒽⒶⓁⓁ ⒷⒺ ⓂⒾⓃⒺ!" she said overdramatically, before going to a fit of cackling (and soulful singing); a thunderclap going off to fit the mood. Equestria shuddered in erotic anticipation. Its metaphorical body was anything but ready.

"Not if I have anything to say about it!" Twilight said, summoning a blade of pure magic and charging the mechanized unicorn. "Only I am worthy of possessing Equestria’s virgins!"

Trixie snarled, a set of miniguns emerging from her sides, as she also charged at the studious unicorn.

Twilight lunged into the air, her blade ready to decapitate the cyborg, and then—

Wait, what’s going on?

“Hey there, guys, Billy Mays here from beyond the grave with a special TV offer!”

“What?” replied a momentarily stunned Twilight.

“Someone call in Pinkie Pie. If anypony can fix this, she can. Might as well get her to fix the fourth wall for once.”

“Someone call me?” Pinkie said as she materialized from thin air.

ALERT, ALERT! FOURTH WALL BREACHED, I REPEAT, FOURTH WALL BREACHED!

Hey, Pinks. We’ve got a dead spokesman of memetic proportions interrupting the climax to sell Oxiclean or something. A little help?

“Nah, I’m sure you guys can handle it on your own.” said Pinkie as she hopped into a rabbit hole.

“Oh. Thanks, anyway. Sorry, guys, I thought that might work.”

And then it did(n’t).