//------------------------------// // Round One, begin! // Story: The OCs // by Probably Terrible //------------------------------// Twilight slept in that next morning, after a long night of planning on how exactly to screw with the attacking idiots. She eventually decided that any basic attacking maneuvers should do. They couldn't be all that bright. Pinkie Pie knocked eagerly on Twilight's door. "Twilight! Twilight! TWIILLIIIGHT!" She yelled at the door. "What is it, Pinkie?" Twilight asked, throwing the door open in her face. "They're here!" "Already? I was hoping I'd get to have breakfast at LEAST!" "Yeah! I blasted one really tall red alicorn in the face with my party cannon! Then he destroyed a building!" "Oh god. Don't provoke them, Pinkie." Twilight said, rolling her eyes and trotting outside. There was in fact a large red alicorn with a jet black mane dissolving buildings in one hit. "HEY YOU! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Twilight yelled, sort of sleepily. "I AM PRINCESS CELESTIA'S LOST BROTHER, DESTRUCTOR. I HAVE COME TO KILL EVERYPONY IN EQUESTRIA!" yelled the alicorn. "Go home, you're drunk." Twilight said sleepily. "YOU SHALL DIE!" Bellowed the alicorn, and in one hit, Twilight was gone. "Nice try, dork." She said. She was now choking the alicorn. "OH NOOOOO, TOUCHIIING!" The alicorn screamed as he melted into a puddle. "Ha ha ha ha." She said, and kicked at the puddle of alicorn goo. MEANWHILE, ELSEWHERE "Who the hay are you?" Applejack said, curiously circling a jet black pegasus stallion with a rainbow mane. "I am Dark Spectrum, Rainbow Dash's brother." He said, grinning fiercely. "Everyone hates me though, and nobody acknowledges that I am 10 times faster than RD and made a sonic rainboom as soon as I was born!" "Wait... what? Are ya drunk? That ain't even possible!" Applejack said, still circling the stallion. "I am not DRUNK!" He said, narrowing his eyes at her. "Oh. You're high, then. Ah see." Applejack said, rolling her eyes. "I AM NOT HIGH!" He said angrily. "Oh, are you both high and drunk?" Applejack said, grinning maliciously at him. "YOU IGNORANT FARMPONY!" He bellowed. There was an earth-shaking bang and a large cloud of smoke and a column of flames erupted from where the pegasus had been a mere moment before. "Oh." She said, and off she went to buck apples. MEANWHILE, AT ANOTHER ELSEWHERE "Oh, well hello there." Rarity said to a tall red alicorn. "Greetings, darling Rarity." He said. "Um, can I help you...?" She asked. "Yes. Be my date?" He asked, grinning slyly. "Oh, I'm afraid not. I like another, and we just met, anyways." Rarity said nervously. "Oh, but I know all about you, it's like we have! You have a cat you call Opal, Your secret crush is Trenderhoof, and you bought an apple at exactly 2:37 PM yesterday." He said. "How did you... Stalker!" Rarity cried. "N-no miss Rarity!" The alicorn said, backing away in fear. "Be gone, filthy alicorn!" She said. "Nooooo!" He shouted. A huge portal opened behind him. "YOU HAVE FAILED." Bellowed a voice from in the portal. He was soon sucked into said portal and wasn't seen ever again.